I got married to a chair to be sexy
 

I am bored sooo..

Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: **** Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

I beat up a cell phone and it sucked

hehe

GG Myspace gaynesss

I peed on Michael Jackson and it sucked oOo:

I peed on an apple for money. eek:



It's funny, usually I'd pay money to pee on an apple.

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oh but your posts are worthy of threads right?

GG NOT from myspace.

you are unworthy of life, take it now or I will snatch it from you.

and nyck wtf ur supposed to be in bed

i never post those. they are fucking gaaaaay. if someone posts those i usually reply to them in a message and tell them they're fucking lame for posting a chain letter plzdie:

I beat up my English teacher to be sexy.



dance:

I beat up a Teletubby and liked it happy:

I felt up a cellphone and had twins. I know someone else has this too. Well not necessarily the twins part but hte feeling up the cell phone.

I fucked a dude for cash

we already knew this and you didnt have to play the word game to get the answer