F**king PRICK
 

...About a half hour ago I was driving home from g/fs minding my own business, and this prick in an SUV doing about 85km's in a 50km/h zone illegally overtakes me in the middle of the road, which not only gave me the shock of my life but caused me to swerve pretty dangerously - So I fired off a beep of the horn in a purely reactionary decision.
I head towards the lights at a main intersection, and I pull up behind this sucker and he's turning left, same as me. So I flick my indicator on and follow behind him - Then just as we both have made the turn, at about 60km/h this fuckin prick slams on his brakes in the middle of the street for no reason, so I do to, but I don't make it in time and my car slides into the back of this fuck destroying my front right light and fucking up the bonnet badly. Now apparently that makes it my fault. Whatever.
...But just as soon as this guy had stopped and let me slam into him, he picks off at top speed down the street, so I decide to follow behind him, because I want to exchange details etc. He sees I'm following and speeds up even more in attempt to evade me - So by now he's doing about 100km/h - I decide I wanna fucking stick it to this prick so In a fit of rage I speed up and chase him - holding my hand on the horn whilst high-beaming him.

He speeds up even more and now he's doing about 120km/h on this empty main road trying to get away from me. Obviously this is a pretty sure sign that the fucker delibrately braked so I would slam into him, otherwise he would have stopped because I was technically in the wrong (despite the fact that he was stopping for no reason, other than so that I would hit him or just to cause me strife.)

I'm fuming, I got his registration number and have already reported his driving using this online "bad driving" inquiry form on the NZ police website. I'm considering making a proper complaint to the police - But I kinda can't be fucked as I'm leaving at 9am tomorow for my annual new years holiday morning and it's already late at night,

I hate when I get fucked over like this. Prick gets away scot-free.

cry: cry: cuss: cuss:

sux4u annoy:

at least you didn't get hurt tripper. this is like, the 3rd automobile thread recently. amazing oOo:

Your dumb. You should have presued long enough to get his details then reported him as a hit and run. A felony, even if it was your fault he still must exchange details.

I was going to make a smart-assed post about a bonnet being a [url=http://www.kannikskorner.com/images/white%20bonnet%20side.gif:d5790]hat[/url:d5790] but I can see that Tripper is quite upset about this driving incident. I always point and laugh at the assholes I see on the road.

rolleyes:

wtf is a bonnett? a hood?

click on the bolded hat in johnj's post

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d50c7]click on the bolded hat in johnj's post[/quote:d50c7]

I know what that is...I meant in tripes use

Sorry to hear about that Tripper. Too bad the guy didn't lose control and wrap himself around a tree. glad to hear you got his tag number. I likr the idea about reporting him to the police for the hit and run. The police might rule in your favor, given the circumstances, and SUV guy might have to pay for your repairs.

Glad to hear that we didn't get hurt. Cars can be fixed,

I would expect trip to catch the mother and rip out his eyes using nothing but his penis and wits. But I guess that's good too.

In the Commonwealth it's common to call the hood a bonnet, and the trunk is a boot. biggrin:

Fuck.. At least you don't drive in Ithaca. Big college towns suck ass for motorists. Not to mention the year-round construction and use of hundreds of thousands of dollars on one fucking street that could've been fixed in a month if management knew their asses from their elbows.. oOo: spank:

Find him, and throw down in a game of "spill the beans". The ultimate turmoil of wits.

Unlucky mate. I'd definately report him as a hit and run. Just to get him to pay for your repairs.