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CoMaToSe 12-28-2005 09:56 AM
Advice on...
 
Da Polieece and Speeding.

I remember a while back there was a thread full of good tips on what to do if you got pulled over for speeding. Arkan had some good ones. Anyway, just post any good tips you got here

Pyro 12-28-2005 09:59 AM
do what terrance howard did in Crash (amazing movie) (the second time getting pulled over) and cuss the mother fuckers out ready to shoot the white cops with your gat stashed in your belt.

CoMaToSe 12-28-2005 10:03 AM
eek:

Good Call! biggrin: biggrin:








oOo:

Sgt>Stackem 12-28-2005 10:42 AM
fight every single ticket no matter what

Nyck 12-28-2005 10:51 AM
Re: Advice on...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Da Polieece and Speeding.

I remember a while back there was a thread full of good tips on what to do if you got pulled over for speeding. Arkan had some good ones. Anyway, just post any good tips you got here
you would never be able to get away with what arkan does

ie

1) huge muscles, cigar and sunglasses
2) general bad assedness
3) hitting cops wife in the shitter(or cop if its a cute female one)

Proteus 12-28-2005 10:59 AM
Comatose why do you need to worry about it? STFU. just don't be a fucking moron and show him respect. Or don't speed.

Simo Häyhä 12-28-2005 11:01 AM
cops like it if you start masturbating furiously in your car while he writes you a ticket

Art Attack 12-28-2005 11:54 AM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":98689]cops like it if you start masturbating furiously in your car while he writes you a ticket[/quote:98689]

That trick has saved my butt many times!

Forte 12-28-2005 11:56 AM
When you see the cop pull up behind you start weaving really fast. then pull over to the side of the road and run out of your car screaming "BEES!!! THE BEES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!"

CoMaToSe 12-28-2005 11:59 AM
Or in germany, during the winter:
"DIE SCHNEEE KOMMT FUER MICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jin-Roh 12-28-2005 02:55 PM
no

comatose will not get "tips" because we want the worst of things to happen to him.

ToeNail 12-28-2005 02:56 PM
lol i jus got pulled over for speeding and didnt have an excuse..
edit: searched google.. http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/tra ... xFULL.html

Nyck 12-28-2005 04:53 PM
dont worry your vehicle will never be able to speed with you in it.

geRV 12-28-2005 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
dont worry your vehicle will never be able to speed with you in it.
biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-28-2005 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
dont worry your vehicle will never be able to speed with you in it.
brilliant, +1


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