Uwe Boll (the man we love to hate)
 

Heres an interview from one of the biggest dickheads out there: Uwe Boll, the guy who by a loophole in the german tax law can get finance for pretty much any movie he wants [until the law changes this year] hence him ruining every single movie he comes into contact with. Check this and laugh at his replies...

THE WORST DIRECTOR TO HAVE EVER LIVED.
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Well folks, Creature Corner recently had the chance to do an email interview with one of the most controversial directors out there now- Uwe Boll. His new movie Bloodrayne is coming out January 6th.

Here's the original, uncut interview.

In Bloodrayne, you've got your highest-profiled cast to date. How did you get all these great actors interested?

they loved the script

What was it like working with Meat Loaf?

he had a lot of fun with all the prostitudes

Does the movie stay close to the videogame plot?

it is a prequel, explaining where rayne is coming from

What draws you to the videogame to film genre?


videogames are like bestsellers with great characters and stories

Do you ever want to do an original movie? (ie, not a video game adaptation)


i do SEED, a horror movie

If you could remake any one movie or franchise, what would it be?


Jaws

Any info on the film version of Postal?

i write the script right now

And is it true that Gary Coleman will reprise his role from the game?


yes

What's going on with the rights to Hitman?

hoefully vin diesel is contacting me soon

Far Cry?


full financed, we go for THE ROCK or Jason Stham

Do you anticipate the change in German tax law next year to effect your ability to continue to get films financed?

the next three are financed

What would you say to your harshest critics?

Cool down

Are they taking your movies too seriously?


Maybe

What originally made you want to direct films?


I do movies since Im ten

And lastly, what would you consider your dream project?

Postal


mad: mad: mad:

ROFL at some of the responses to this guy here:
http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=40144 biggrin:

If he touches Jaws i'll hang myself lol

okay.

[quote:57074]And lastly, what would you consider your dream project?

Postal[/quote:57074]

Lol - rock:

The Face Of Satan.

ElohEL at "Prostidudes"

cant he just die?

Uwe Boll has surpassed Coldplay on my shit list.

1. Vin Diesel
2. Uwe Boll
3. Coldplay

He really needs to stop. How does this assputz get money to make movies??

Wtf... He's doing Far Cry? Jesus... How many franchises can he fuck up?

Far Cry: Instincts was a great game, and imo... I think it could actually be done good in the hands of someone else.

Edit: Looks like he's doing the Far Cry: Instincts storyline as the plot for Far Cry. [url:8169a]http://imdb.com/title/tt0400426/plotsummary[/url:8169a]

I would probably look forward to this if it actually had a decent director.

if he toches Jaws i hope some crazy fan will kill him and Speilberg will piss on his grave. he must be stoped

If he touches Jaws, alot of angry fans are going to..do bad stuff to him.

anyways his replies make him seem arrogant and cocky.