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Coleman 01-06-2006 01:57 AM

Movie Review: Hostel
 
Wow, I just got back from the special employee screening and it was fucking amazing.

Brief overview: I don't know how to explain it without going into too much of detail. It's pretty much these 3 guys traveling Europe find themsevles in Slovakia because it supposedly has the best women and hoes. They get there only to find there is some weird-ass torturing business going on.


I'd give the movie 9 out of 10. They start off in Amsterdam and holy cow...there are A LOT of titties! It's like 15mins of straight sex (sexual things, acts, bodies, etc.).

The plot and story is pretty well developed.

There is A LOT of gore. So if you have a soft stomach, I recomend getting a barf bag for your viewing. It can get pretty disgusting at some points.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450278/

snipes 01-06-2006 03:13 AM

You work at a theatre? Nice..

Ha, your review makes me want to see that even more. Fake gore doesn't really effect me, (I've never seen a movei that actually "grossed me out"), and titties are a plus.

I need to go to bed.....

Michael 01-06-2006 07:07 AM

doesn't sound like there's much of a storyline coleman. not that thats a bad thing. i mean 15 minutes of titties and an hour and 15 minutes of gore is cool with me. just not worth my $10.50

Zoner 01-06-2006 10:22 AM

Titties and gore!

rock:

tomxtr 01-06-2006 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Titties and gore!

rock:

Enough said. If titties and gore aren't worth my $10.50, don't know what is.

Himmler 01-06-2006 10:58 AM

im not a really big fan of scary/gory movies but most of friends are so if they go to see this then i probably will end up seeing it as well.

Coleman 01-06-2006 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
doesn't sound like there's much of a storyline coleman. not that thats a bad thing. i mean 15 minutes of titties and an hour and 15 minutes of gore is cool with me. just not worth my $10.50

well, i don't want to give too much away. Don't get me wrong here, it's not 15mins of sex and then 15mins of blood and guts. There is a huge story behind the torturing and there's like a 5 mins period where all you see is gore.

JBird 01-06-2006 12:58 PM

i read a review in the sun times today about it. it said that this horror film has something the others dont. a decent plot line and believability. i will be seeing this, i have a small fetish for movies like this (seven, saw, etc) normally though, im not a big fan of horror flicks.

Nyck 01-06-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
im not a really big fan of scary/gory movies but most of friends are so if they go to see this then i probably will end up seeing it as well.

fuckin pussy

Jin-Roh 01-06-2006 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
im not a really big fan of scary/gory movies but most of friends are so if they go to see this then i probably will end up seeing it as well.

fuckin pussy

dance:

Pyro 01-06-2006 04:19 PM

when is it going to be released to the public?

Bucknub 01-06-2006 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
when is it going to be released to the public?

it comes out today noob






I'll see if this movie will gross me out. the only movie to date that actually made me yell out an "EW!" was Land of the dead, which was one of the worst ones/

Pyro 01-06-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
when is it going to be released to the public?

it comes out today noob






I'll see if this movie will gross me out. the only movie to date that actually made me yell out an "EW!" was Land of the dead, which was one of the worst ones/

sweet...ill probably see it in whitby...and whitby has disappointed me the two times i saw a movie there...scary movie 3 and get rich or die tryin...only thing good was the 8 mile shit in SM3 and terrance howard in GRODT.

Himmler 01-06-2006 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
im not a really big fan of scary/gory movies but most of friends are so if they go to see this then i probably will end up seeing it as well.

fuckin pussy

fag plzdie:

Gonzo 01-06-2006 09:27 PM

i saw it today and this was one of the biggest dissapointments of a movie. this is the only movie i really considered walking out of. the movie idea was a good but it put out too well not enough gore and or violence. QT should take his name off this pile of shit.


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