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Himmler 02-20-2006 03:15 AM

lawl
 
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Cobra, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Cobra erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow?it will be a better night.

Eight Ace 02-20-2006 03:36 AM

ban:

CoMaToSe 02-20-2006 03:50 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":950b3]ban:[/quote:950b3]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-20-2006 06:19 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":3f9fe
ban:

[/quote:3f9fe]only funny to ricers like you and shorthand (well not you, but sh)

Jonsey_ 02-20-2006 07:35 AM

beer:

Mr.Buttocks 02-20-2006 11:24 AM

[img]http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8043/iconooobig6oo.gif[/img]

Machette 02-20-2006 11:32 AM

That was exceptionally terrible.

Unknown_Sniper 02-20-2006 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
That was exceptionally terrible.


Nyck 02-20-2006 12:56 PM

swillesque

wintersforge 02-20-2006 01:28 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":0d5b5][img]http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8043/iconooobig6oo.gif[/img][/quote:0d5b5]

Tripper 02-20-2006 01:59 PM

Thank You, Dr Suess. ban:

Milla 02-21-2006 12:18 AM

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lol i love that part....hes thinking with his hand on his face than he just explodes rofl!

c312 02-21-2006 12:19 AM

worst thread ever.

Short Hand 02-21-2006 01:45 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c401d][quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":c401d
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[/quote:c401d]only funny to ricers like you and shorthand (well not you, but sh)[/quote:c401d]

Stop mentioning my name you stupid fuck. I do not find this fucking funny AT ALL.

TonyMontana 02-21-2006 01:50 AM

oOo:


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