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Poseidon 04-16-2006 09:28 AM

Parrot Joke
 
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.

Moments later! , the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."

TGB! 04-16-2006 10:18 AM

Absolutely hilarious.

Not the joke - but the fact that, despite it being spelled correctly in your joke, you completely fucked up the spelling of parrot. I mean you didnt even go parot - which would be understandable, but you totally drove into fuck-wit territory with "parat" -

I thought this was some Muslim themed thread about an middle-easterner named Parat.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-16-2006 11:47 AM

funneh

Mr.Buttocks 04-16-2006 11:51 AM

lol "KEITH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WidowMaker555 04-16-2006 12:00 PM

[quote="TGB!":16170]

I thought this was some Muslim themed thread about an middle-easterner named Parat.
[/quote:16170]


ROFL!
happy:

Himmler 04-16-2006 01:27 PM

hahahahahah

Poseidon 04-16-2006 05:26 PM

[quote="TGB!":f412c]Absolutely hilarious.

Not the joke - but the fact that, despite it being spelled correctly in your joke, you completely fucked up the spelling of parrot. I mean you didnt even go parot - which would be understandable, but you totally drove into fuck-wit territory with "parat" -

I thought this was some Muslim themed thread about an middle-easterner named Parat.
[/quote:f412c]

uhmm i copy/paste'd it from another forum oOo:

Proteus 04-16-2006 06:35 PM

[quote="TGB!":637d4]I thought this was some Muslim themed thread about an middle-easterner named Parat.[/quote:637d4]

Don't mock somebody's grammar if you're going to use it incorrectly yourself in the same post.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-16-2006 06:38 PM

[quote="TGB!":f3a87]Absolutely hilarious.

Not the joke - but the fact that, despite it being spelled correctly in your joke, you completely fucked up the spelling of parrot. I mean you didnt even go parot - which would be understandable, but you totally drove into fuck-wit territory with "parat" -

I thought this was some Muslim themed thread about an middle-easterner named Parat.
[/quote:f3a87]Your choice of verbs is questionable. I will let it slide though.

Sea shells sea shells himmler likes whores

elstatec 04-16-2006 06:41 PM

Last edited by Poseidon on Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:28 pm; edited 1 time in total

Machette 04-16-2006 06:50 PM

gg fixed spelling

Chiodos86 04-16-2006 09:37 PM

extremely old but still funny


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