Hes Back
 

And by he, I really mean me. I know you all died inside a little last week when I wasnt posting here. Ive been in Ibiza, being a sexy bitch. Although Im not a big clubber, I still had some fun. If you ever go, there are two sets of clubs you'll want to go to: "Pacha/El Divino" and "Space/Privilege". Space and El Divino suck, so pick Pacha and Privilege. You cant go wrong with the exquisite P's ("Her C's, her U's, and her T's? Why that?")

Anyway, I may post pics soon when I get some bock to do it. I am black now, I tan easily and the Ibizan sun hath done me good. Skin Cancer, here I come!! rock: oOo:

Did you get laid? Not getting laid in Ibiza is like not getting drunk in Newfoundland.

happy:

I actually wasnt looking to. I got head, tho.

Attaboy. What was his name?

ROFL.

She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

Finnish, eh? Sweeeeeet. Pics?

9. I brought my advantix, but it was too much hassle to get it out of my lockerthing on the other side of the hotel. Some of my less lazy friends had digi's, I may get some from them.

How do you say "Tastes like a sweaty viena sausage" in finnish?

I call bullshit

I dunno about Finnish, but in Dutch it's: "Smaken zoals een zwetend Weens worstje"

haw haw
Babelfish... rolleyes:

In addition to the many girls from the Niagra Falls area, we now have a Finnish chick. beer:

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