PROTECT YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

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This has to be a fucking joke.

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He can hold his breath underwater for two and a half minutes.

Im gonna have to guess this is fake.

[quote:f0e58]Mini-Game: "Cleaning Your Room"

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What a "messy motherfucker" Carl is! His room is a mess! Help Carl keep his room looking respectable by cleaning it up. Regrettably, his room only has two things in it that can actually be picked up -- the can of spray paint, and the camera. It will take your child approximately four seconds to complete this mini-game, so once he or she is done, add to the fun by acting out a scene found in every single children's TV shows of the 1980s. Urge him or her to put said items in the closet, and complete the following dialogue:

Parent: Well, this certainly looks a great deal cleaner than it did before!
Child: I did a great job!
Parent: Where on Earth did you find room for everything? [walks over to closet door]
Child: NO MOM DON'T OPEN THE--
Parent: [opens door, avalanche of teddy bears and miscellaneous sports equipment spills out and buries both parties in a comical fashion]
Child: ....cloooooossssseettt.[/quote:f0e58]

WTF!

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rofl