funny quotes you've heard
 

Me: so Janelle is leaving the company? When is her last day?
Manager: yep! august 11th
Me: ya'll gonna throw a party for her?
Manager: Yep! we gonna have cake... and chicken

..the fuck

You're way too fucking wierd.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ff6c6]You're way too fucking wierd.[/quote:ff6c6]

awww hell nall! Baby Penis didn't just give a -1.

BAN BABY DICK!..
BAN BABY DICK!
(chop chop)
Ban BABY DICK!!

I said this one completely by accident the other day even though it sounds staged...

Background: I work in the meat/produce area of Targer and we are always eating stuff from produce in the back room area..

Friend: "you wanna grab somehting to eat"
Me: "naw man I was in the back room popping cherries all day at work"

haw haw haw haw happy:

lol, I didnt, I hardly do karma.

UPS delivers to us and I then deliver them to the different people.

Me to hot chick at work: "Hey Vicki I got a huge package right here for ya."

Hey, what's the name of that website you guys had a topic about... it was a bunch of irc conversations, was something like blast.org, maybe?

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e8941]Hey, what's the name of that website you guys had a topic about... it was a bunch of irc conversations, was something like blast.org, maybe?[/quote:e8941]these are real convo's, not e SHIT knubby

NO WAY.

We were on the topic, I had to ask.

Me: Y Elo Thar
My Cock: SAWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ed:

Re: funny quotes you've heard
 

lol

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

The Scene: 1989, MacDonald's, a Saturday, around noon, busy
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Girl working the cash: "Dale! Are those Macs ready yet?"

My friend Dale (loudly): "Shut up or I'll come out there and fuck you in the mouth!"
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I lol'd