Guess what I get to do tommrow!
 

I get to wake up at 7 am and go to court for...JURY DUTY! HUZZAH'S ALL AROUND GENTS! I'm gonna find that ass guilty!

get out of it by acting like the most incompetant hick you could possibly be. Or sexually harass who is ever interviewing you.

just say you're racist and you'll get out of jury duty

I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt and a 6 pack of canned Budweiser. If that doesn't do the trick I don't know what will!

Re: Guess what I get to do tommrow!
 

[quote="Airborne Butters":a156d]I get to wake up at 7 am and go to court for...JURY DUTY! HUZZAH'S ALL AROUND GENTS! I'm gonna find that ass guilty![/quote:a156d]

ya ive got jury duty the 21st its gay.

lol, George Carlin had shit about this.... he said to tell the judge you can tell whether a man's guilty or not by the distance between his brows, rofl.

[quote="Airborne Butters":9df98]I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt![/quote:9df98]how is that different from your normal dress, isnt it a bithot for the fed ex hoodie anyway

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":92096][quote="Airborne Butters":92096]I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt![/quote:92096]how is that different from your normal dress, isnt it a bithot for the fed ex hoodie anyway[/quote:92096]

haha, I'd be kicking ass if I had a foghat t-shirt. As for Fed-Ex I actually can't find that hoodie anywhere. Was my gaming hoodie, please send fax if you find, asap!

p.s. I think I left it in the corner of your room blitzy.

[quote="Airborne Butters":71294][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":71294][quote="Airborne Butters":71294]I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt![/quote:71294]how is that different from your normal dress, isnt it a bithot for the fed ex hoodie anyway[/quote:71294]

haha, I'd be kicking ass if I had a foghat t-shirt. As for Fed-Ex I actually can't find that hoodie anywhere. Was my gaming hoodie, please send fax if you find, asap!

p.s. I think I left it in the corner of your room blitzy.[/quote:71294]thats the only corner of the room your fat ass wasn't taking up! biggrin:

Honestly, what's wrong with jury duty? I think the fact that it's a terrible experience is overhyped, imo. Better than getting your balls cut off.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":19a5a]just say you're racist and you'll get out of jury duty[/quote:19a5a]

vote guilty no matter what the evidence.

vote the opposite of what everyone else votes - free hotel & room service.

lol pauly shore