Man tells security penis pump is bomb
 

[quote:cb2e8]Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found
an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb,
said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby
and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.[/quote:cb2e8]
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lol, could he not have said it was anything other than a bomb?

smart.

cockpumps

he ment to say it was "the bomb" not "a bomb" biggrin:

he played the bomb card to get him and his mum in separate interview rooms asap

where the reality of his penis enlargement intentions could be made discreetly apparent... annoy:

First thing I thought when I read it..........

Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.

I don't think he thought out his cunning plan all the way through.

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[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":25f5e]First thing I thought when I read it..........

Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.[/quote:25f5e]wow, you're a comedian

[quote=Bullitt]wow, you're a comedian[/quote:2a839]
It's from Austin Powers.

[quote=Bullitt]wow, you're a comedian[/quote:99c2e]


eek:

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":076df][quote=Bullitt]wow, you're a comedian[/quote:076df]


eek:[/quote:076df]

[quote=Hawke]It's from Austin Powers.[/quote:50459]