comatose's street job
 

i was downtown today and some fat fuck asked the guy beside me if hed liek to have a rimjob for rock. im pretty sure this was comatose.

This is probably the kind of stuff he jacks off to when he get's home.


Aww man, they're paying so much attention to meeeeeeee *nut*

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was he working dalhousie? or was it rideau happy:

this is another example of me 'acting the tard'. Getting dragged into threads I had nothing to do with. It feeds this unconcious image you all have of me that is simply innaccurate. There are other, now FATTER people on this forum. Pick on them.

I assure you, this is not the reason they dislike you.

ahhhh fuck, you hurt his feelings you bastard!!!

not really...

penis

yep. sounds like comatose to me

For fucks sake coma, go outside and practise talking to chicks instead of checking these forums 24/7 to see how people have made fun of you.

hes too fat he cant get outside the door frame

TO be quite honest, I dont know how to even start. Socializing at a big university is much harder than in a small private school. I really dont have any friends here. /emo

Because you're obese and smoke dicks.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c8205]hes too fat he cant get outside the door frame[/quote:c8205]\

rofl