Nerd Fight: Page 4
I will now prove through mathematical equations that proves that no one likes you on these forums.
- Lets make a scale of 1 - 5 of hatred on these forums. 1 = Loved 5 = Hated.
- Pyro and Comatose are obviously a 5 on this meter. Now lets take their weight into account:
Pyro: 100lbs ?
Comatose: 300lbs ?
- Now take their weight and divide each by their Scale number. (100/5 = 20 ; 300/5 = 60)
- Multiply this times their post counts. (17905 * 20 = 358100 ; 6663 * 60 = 399780)
- Now here is the tricky part. Mutliply this number by the amount of real life friends you have. Ok, i'll be nice i'll let you count your right hand as one and your self as another. (358100 * 2 = 716200 ; 399780 * 2 = 799560)
OOOOOoooo Coma is in the lead!!!
- Now add the times that your parents regret having an abortion. ( 716200 + 30 = 716230 ; 399780 + 100 = 399880)
SOOOO CLOSE
- Here's the repititious part: Multiply the amount of times you have you have a had sex times the amount of times you checked your post count times the amount of times a girl said you were attractive excluding relatives (0 * 234 * 0 * 716230 = 0 ; 0 * 2352 * 0 = 0)
Both of your correlations are now zero. The same amount of respect we give you, the same amount of respect you deserve, and the same amount you have earned. ZERO.
Now gtfo.
MATH IS NEVER WRONG.
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