FUCKD UP CRUISE YO~!
 

OK,

So I'm a few weeks into my cruise thing now & having quite a bit of fun, I'm enjoying the travelling a lot & have been all around Southern Europe & the Med.

However, Captain Fabulous my gay room mate has got his knickers in a twist. Last night we were at the bar & I figured I'd chat to him & some yank from Georgia who also turned out to be a fag, damn... O well more girlies for me! Usually I'd hang out with the straight guys but most of them are from Romania & I don't understand their yabadaba.

Anyhoo after a few drinks it slowly started to dawn on me that this American chap wasn't quite the ticket & after spending 30 minutes trying to explain to him that I wasn't infact a bum bandit & no amount of drink could make me one I decided to go back to my cabin. It was then that Captain Fab walked in & started his twinkle toed, bright-eyed fag stuff & & leaning on the end of my bed when I was in nowt but a shirt & box0rs. He started saying that most straight guys tend to have gay tendencies etc when they drink too much. By this time I had just about had enough gay bs & I'm pretty laid back! So I told him all that bs made me sick. Unfortunately Capt Fab went into a cold fag fury & lost all use of his wrists as he waved them about like a gay thunderbird puppet & stormed out. It now turns out that he wants to charge me for sexual harrassment rock: dance:

Under any other circumstances I would find this funny as fuck! But unfortunately it may stop me getting onto the bigger ships & shagging the hot dance girls so now I'm a little pissed. mad:
I may also have to attend a sexual harrassment course kus of all this bollocks, hahaha! biggrin: Gadam what a dick he is!

dude that sucks ass...

...honestly if you have an exucse that...

"The fucking guy was trying to come on to me...and I said no...and he kept fucking saying i wanted it...how the fuck is it sexual harrassment on MY part"

Stupid fucking laws...but thats lol about your night.

Are you sure you're not gay?

Haw! Golden one m8, but this thread is worthless without pics! biggrin:

lol who didnt assume this would end like this

You can't accuse someone of sexual harrasment because they won't have gay sex with you, lol. If anything you have the basis to accuse him of sexual harrasment.

Hope everything works out and you don't have to deal with this bullshit.

You are in no fault, you said no, he kept saying common, you should have him keel hauled

kill everyone on the ship

id hit it.

Call him on attempted rape, having sex with a person you know is intoxicated, or getting someone intoxicated to have sex with them, is rape, and sounds like what he did.

Fag.

Queer Bitch.

Fruity McGay Gay.

jump in the fucking ocean and swim the fuck outta there

lol, especially if it supposedly happened once. If you are to be accused of harrassment, there has to be multiple offenses by you against him. Assuming he hasnt accused you behind your back w/o you knowing it, I'd say you were in the clear.