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Doctor Duffy 09-21-2006 11:12 PM

I just took a sh*t in the backyard
 
I wanted to post this because I really, really just did. I know I've been posting a lot of shit threads lately, but this one I think is worthy.

The basement just flooded with water so I was down there 3 hours straight with an industrial water-vacumm sucking up water. I kept thinking I was going to be fucking electrocuted so I wore my sneakers and stood on a chair while I did it. Dunno if it helped.

And the waters all off, so I cant take a shower or anything and I had to take a shit really badly so I took the laundry detergent bucket, put a plastic bag in it, and just took a massive shit right in my backyard. I peed in it to, I tried to avoid it but couldnt help myself.

Thanks for your time guys beer:

Judas 09-21-2006 11:16 PM

lol @ title.

Unknown_Sniper 09-21-2006 11:21 PM

swearing in a title = against the rules, ban?

Doctor Duffy 09-21-2006 11:22 PM

Rofl, you're like the kindergarten tattletale, you're so super desperate.

Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Unknown_Sniper 09-21-2006 11:25 PM

no I just want you gone becuase you give nothing of value to this forum.

Eight Ace 09-21-2006 11:26 PM

great idea using the bag-in-bucket technique, how was ur movement btw...firm/loose/other?

Doctor Duffy 09-21-2006 11:30 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":f3323]no I just want you gone becuase you give nothing of value to this forum.[/quote:f3323]

And you're boring as fuck.

[quote="Eight Ace":f3323]great idea using the bag-in-bucket technique, how was ur movement btw...firm/loose/other?[/quote:f3323]

It was pretty sloppy, most of my crap is, I drink like 4 water bottles a dya.

Tripper 09-21-2006 11:54 PM

What a shitty thread.

Coleman 09-21-2006 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
What a shitty thread.

and that's where you write in small text "No pun intended" heh

Doctor Duffy 09-21-2006 11:57 PM

heh

Mr.Buttocks 09-22-2006 06:09 AM

eek:

strvs 09-22-2006 06:19 AM

BBBUUUTTTTOOOCCCKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i]

Zoner 09-22-2006 08:12 AM

Title edited.
...and gg taking a dump outdoors. I took a piss behind our shed last night...supposed to keep away skunks.

Da_Bian 09-22-2006 08:43 AM

sometimes when they turn the water off and i need to shit i'll shit in a bag and think of gerv

Simo Häyhä 09-22-2006 09:30 AM

i'm mailing this thread to keeley hazel


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