Ethan Albright Strikes Back at John Madden
 

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.as ... youtType=1

I lmao so much, its fake obviously but contains great lines, me and chronic were lmao over it

[quote:0e0a1] It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.[/quote:0e0a1]

[quote:0e0a1] My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. [/quote:0e0a1]

[quote:0e0a1]John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. [/quote:0e0a1]

LOL that was hilarious


"According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, "

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That article was a lmao


I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.