The Defecator
 

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Train defecator hunted by police


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The defecator has committed offences on at least 30 trains



A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair.

British Transport Police said the man had struck on at least 30 trains since August, smearing excrement inside carriages.

He waits until he is alone in the carriage before committing the offence.

"This is a serious public health issue as well as being exceptionally anti-social - we need to locate this man," said Det Con Donna Fox.

She said his offences had resulted in many carriages being taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations and serious inconvenience to the travelling public.

Different times

There was also £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs.

"There is no particular pattern as to when he appears," said Ms Fox.

"He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week.

"We have been trawling through CCTV images to try and track the man and remain hopeful that members of the public may know him and where he lives.

"On at least one occasion CCTV footage shows the man being disturbed by a passenger walking through a train.

"If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him, but call the police or alert train staff immediately."


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lol black people

lmao...what the fuck.

Marlon Wayans shits in trains? Preposterous!

How the fuck does taking a shit in a few trains take £60,000 to put right?

Id love to know how they do the math for this type of thing. oOo:

Must've been a lot of shit. Probably took the train from Taco Bell and back.

Damn, I'm getting the train to London on Wednesday & that fuka most probably uses my route oOo:

ROFL!

First they have to take the train out of service so they can remove the affected cars, so there is a loss of revenue. There is a loss of revenue while the cars are being cleaned. Someone has to be paid to clean the cars, and there is cleaning supplies that have to be purchased. Someone else has to inspect the cars to make sure they are clean, and a manager has to approve the cars to return to service. Then the train has to be taken out of service to reconnect the cars. I can see where it would be easy to say that £2,000 could be spent per car.

Hose them down and get it over with.

EDIT: Paine, shut yer hole. Anymore of this garbage and you're history. --Zone

Re: The Defecator
 

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he was leaving hobo cakes

Man, I love to shit in trains, buses and planes. I get a huge kick out of taking a huge shit and then wiping it all around with my huge dick.

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