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Doctor Duffy 11-28-2006 10:40 PM

I hate ..
 
I didnt wanna name this "pet peeves" b/c something about that rings extremely fucking ghey to me, but we all like these threads, so I'll start

1) Fuckers who wear shorts when it's snowing
2) Those diarrhea sinks which spray water all over your crotch
3) Eating lunch at 12... I'm never hungry
4) Blacks who're convinced they themselves should be repaid for the shit they're ancestors went thru 500 fucking years ago. I'm pulling a kramer here, but it does fucking annoy me.
5) White kids who are terrified of blacks
6) How it's the coolest thing evar to be jewish
7) Raisin Bran
8) Fat chicks who wear tight fit clothes
9) Coma
10) Scratched DVDs... fucking waste of technology
11) Snow
12) Denver
13) Majority of Colorado, aside from mountains
14) Those fucking hats w/ out the folded brims... actually no, I was thinking about getting one... no, wait, yeah, they're stupider looking than fuck
15) Hair that grows out of your fucking nipple
16) PC games

OK, I'm done for nowe, post urs pls

Tripper 11-28-2006 10:49 PM

17) stfu

Doctor Duffy 11-28-2006 10:53 PM

Fuck yeah I rule the internet

Sniper101 11-28-2006 11:00 PM

I can agree with 4, 5, and 8. Fuck you on 1 since i do do it when its been a long cold winter and its finally decides to get up to 32F

to add some of my own...


1) White kids who think theyre black
2) People who are ignorant to things they dont understand
3) People who have kids that really shouldn't
4) Stupid people in general (low EQ not so much IQ)
5) Over cooked Beef, pork, Chicken, fish, etc
6) People who think the rest of the world owes them something
7) Blacks that can get away with racist comments but get whites in trouble for retaliating with one of their own
8) Can't emphasize this more: Fat chicks in Spandex!!
9) Bad drivers
10) People who think their shit don't stink

That's about it for now

Cpt. Obvious 11-28-2006 11:07 PM

Re: I hate ..
 
[quote="Doctor Duffy":69295]

1) Fuckers who wear shorts when it's snowing

[/quote:69295]

I do that all the time.

Doctor Duffy 11-28-2006 11:18 PM

Lmao, well, I admit, I do it when it sometimes, as long as the temp isnt below 40... but then you have guys who will trod for fucking miles w/ hollister flip flops to school and then tell you "its not that bad"

eeves 11-29-2006 12:32 AM

I wear sandles when its cold.....matter of fact i only have a pair of shoes..and about four pairs of socks (excluding soccer socks)..

strvs 11-29-2006 02:25 AM

Re: I hate ..
 
duffy.

Sgt>Stackem 11-29-2006 03:43 AM

Re: I hate ..
 
[quote="Cpt. Obvious":486df][quote="Doctor Duffy":486df]

1) Fuckers who wear shorts when it's snowing

[/quote:486df]

I do that all the time.[/quote:486df]


me too, Ill even go to the mailbox barefoot

Johnj 11-29-2006 08:48 AM

I hate music, it ruined my life
I coulda had a job, a house and a wife
Instead I got no future, just a DUI
And I'll probly have to gig the rest of my life

Hillbilly Hellcats - I Hate Music

beer: dance:

Nyck 11-29-2006 09:33 AM

you.

Zoner 11-29-2006 09:54 AM

I won't list peeves that I've mentioned before in past lists. I've got some new ones.

1. People who leave big shitty skidmarks on the back of the toilet seat in your favorite stall in the office shitter.

2. When you set a timer on your PVR/DVR and the show you want to record gets replaced with something WAY more shitty. Example, I wanted to record "Dexter" and got "The Man" starring Eugene Levy.

3. Eugene Levy. Yeah, you were Jim's dad on American Pie. Big fucking deal. You sucked on SCTV and you suck now.

4. Flavored coffee. Whoever decided that vanilla, hazelnuts and coffee go together should be shot in the dick with a blowdart. Especially when the first pot of the day is a flavored brew. Fuck THAT.

5. People who leave their cellphone ringers on at work. If I hear this cunt's BlackBerry play "Under the Boardwalk" one more time, I'm going to shove it so far up his french-canadian ass that he'll be able to click the trackwheel with his Adam's apple.

Nyck 11-29-2006 10:07 AM

[quote:71ea4]Whoever decided that vanilla, hazelnuts and coffee go together should be shot in the dick with a blowdart.[/quote:71ea4]

LMALAMLAMALMALAMOOOOO

Mr.Buttocks 11-29-2006 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

Whoever decided that vanilla, hazelnuts and coffee go together should be shot in the dick with a blowdart.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
If I hear this cunt's BlackBerry play "Under the Boardwalk" one more time, I'm going to shove it so far up his french-canadian ass that he'll be able to click the trackwheel with his Adam's apple.

Lhappy:L

Coleman 11-29-2006 10:14 AM

yeah zoner, +1 for that rant. That's material that could be used in a new comedy movie script! biggrin:


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