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CoMaToSe 12-03-2006 02:39 PM

"F*ck me"
 
I shall henceforth look at women in a new light:

[url:dc9f1]http://www.violentacres.com/archives/51/how-feminism-ruined-my-sex-life[/url:dc9f1]

[quote:dc9f1] How Feminism Ruined My Sex Life
December 1st, 2006

Today I’m going to tell the men a little secret about women.

Are you listening, men? Come a little closer…a little closer. Shhhhhh, we’ve got to keep our voices down so the feminists don’t hear….

You know that stuff you’ve been reading in the girly magazines that tell you that women like to be romanced with candlelit dinners before you gently (gently!) make love to them by first giving them hours of oral pleasure and then softly (oh so softly!) penetrating them while staring lovingly into their eyes…always making absolutely sure that they reach orgasm first?

Well, it’s all bunk.

Do you want to know what we really talked about when discussing the best sex we ever had? We talked about our scraped knees and the bruises on our backs where we were bitten in the throes of passion. No one even mentioned that time you filled the bathtub full of rose petals and blah, blah, blah. It was that time in the back seat of an old chevy with our faces crudely pressed up against the window that got us hot.

Hey nice guys! Want to know why all the assholes get the chicks? It’s because women are hoping that their casual indifference will carry over into the bedroom. Despite what Oprah tells you, no women wants to feel like her man is inferior to her. What better way to prove your superiority than to grab a handful of her hair and refer to her as your dirty little slut?

The perfect man, of course, would be loving and respectful outside of the bedroom and only become the beast when the doors are closed, but not many men like that exist. For the time being, we’re being forced to choose between a 100% equal relationship and our clits. It’s a tough choice.

See, this is something the feminists won’t tell you because they’re busy conditioning the world into believing that women secretly vie for the power of men. They insist that women loathe the kitchen and feel trapped by motherhood. In reality, they say that women want to run congress after they get their manicures.

Well, the feminist movement came and went and what did the majority of the women choose to do? That’s right: cook food and make babies. Fuck, most can’t even be bothered to do a little political reading before they vote. It just doesn’t satisfy them.

If feminists can’t predict what women want outside of the bedroom, then why do you put any stake into what they say about the inside of the bedroom?

These days, feminists got men so twisted in the head that they’re afraid to be a little aggressive sexually lest they get slammed with a date rape charge. Unfortunately, women are equally being conditioned to believe that if a man doesn’t proclaim his undying devotion to you with every thrust, he doesn’t respect you. A friend of mine used to think that something was actually wrong with her because she fantasized about rough sex. She was convinced that she might have been molested as a child and blocked it out. She spent a lot of time in therapy only to find out…..

She wasn’t.

I read an article that listed rape as one of the top three sex fantasies that women have. Rape. I heard a feminist justify this by saying that all rape fantasies, at some point, become consensual mid act because no real woman would ever want to be dominated. Well, I don’t know what women she talked too, but my rape fantasies stay about rape all the way up until the point where he spits on me and walks away. Dominate me, baby.

Now men, I am not saying that you should go out and rape a woman. Like most fantasies, the whole scenario is sexier in our heads than it’d be in real life. All I’m saying is that your woman wants a little aggression, a dash of force! Use good judgment!

And ladies? Quit feeling so damn guilty about your natural sexual desires. Wanting to be fucked does not mean you have a low self esteem. There is nothing wrong with you! Ultimately, sex is a biological instinct and all the feminist propaganda in the world will not change that. Revel in your sexual equality where you should: in the workplace, in politics, etc.

Inside of the bedroom, feel free to be the naughty fucksluts I know you want to be. [/quote:dc9f1]

Also... RAPE Fantasies?? eek: oOo:

Miscguy 12-03-2006 02:40 PM

To long, didn't read.

Unknown_Sniper 12-03-2006 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
To long, didn't read.

also, sounds like its one of those FWD: Fwd: FWD: OmG ThIS iS sO tRuE!!!1111 hehehe emails you get from prepudesant girls.

CoMaToSe 12-03-2006 02:48 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":3b8ef]
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
To long, didn't read.

also, sounds like its one of those FWD: Fwd: FWD: OmG ThIS iS sO tRuE!!!1111 hehehe emails you get from prepudesant girls.[/quote:3b8ef]
did you read it? Thats not the tone I got at all. SSSSSSFTU

Jotun 12-03-2006 02:50 PM

ever read Choke by Chuck Palahniuk? great pretend rape scene, made me crack up. its pretty much whats described in that article.

girls suck.

Doctor Duffy 12-03-2006 02:54 PM

Yeah, I hate guys who become automatic pussys to impress girls. And it never works, lmfao, whoever the fuck made that advice has ruined thousands of lives.

Akuma 12-03-2006 03:21 PM

Me and my girlfriend roleplay rape all the time.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-03-2006 03:29 PM

You guys getting ready to see Hounddog? I heard theres a good rape scene in there...

Simo Häyhä 12-03-2006 04:13 PM

lots of women have rape fantasies

Eames 12-03-2006 04:21 PM

ya dude, this is old news...most are girls are fucking sluts and if they aren't, it only takes a few drinks for them to realize how slutty they really are.

Chronic Diarrhea 12-03-2006 04:25 PM

LOL, strangely enough I just had a conversation with a good female friend of mine who has been dating a guy for quite some time now (+1 years). She told me their relationship was getting very stale and she didn't really feel connected to him anymore. I asked her, "How's the sex?" She responded with, "Well I guess it's OK, he's very gentle with me, as am I with him." At that point I told her how rough sex can almost always spark new life or even create a strong relationship. I told her that rough or passionate sex is a better guage for true love than gentle sex is. I told her how sexually arousing it was when my girlfriend would dig her fingernails into my back, and explained that while not providing any sort of sexual organ stimulation in any way, it drove me wild, because I could tell she was really into me because of it. I also explained to her why men always want their girl to deepthroat. Of course it feels good, but nothing says, "I want you" more than a girl who is willing to shove all of your sausage into her mouth.



ROFL, I just read over that paragraph and it sounds asinine, but that's what I told her and she thought it made sense.

Coleman 12-03-2006 04:26 PM

"ass to mouth"

Chronic Diarrhea 12-03-2006 05:02 PM

"Aww nigga I got ma nuts in da ass dick in da pussy."

Unknown_Sniper 12-03-2006 05:43 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":dc93c
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
To long, didn't read.

also, sounds like its one of those FWD: Fwd: FWD: OmG ThIS iS sO tRuE!!!1111 hehehe emails you get from prepudesant girls.

did you read it? Thats not the tone I got at all. SSSSSSFTU[/quote:dc93c]
and you would say that.

CoMaToSe 12-03-2006 05:48 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":bd69a][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":bd69a
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
To long, didn't read.

also, sounds like its one of those FWD: Fwd: FWD: OmG ThIS iS sO tRuE!!!1111 hehehe emails you get from prepudesant girls.

did you read it? Thats not the tone I got at all. SSSSSSFTU[/quote:bd69a]
and you would say that.[/quote:bd69a]
just like you would say anything to crap on one of my threads?


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