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Chronic Diarrhea 12-11-2006 12:08 AM

Should I fuck somebody's life up?
 
I just got a text message from a # I don't know. It reads:

[quote:6aac6]I really want 2 convince u i woud'nt [sic] hurt u please give the move n a try! Things goes so well when u r here.[/quote:6aac6]


Now, I can either:

1) say, "OMFG I LOVE YOU *jizz*"

2) say, "EAT A BOWL OF DICKS YOU CUNT"


I'm assuming this is from a girl, because men just don't use that kind of language.

Simo Häyhä 12-11-2006 12:09 AM

i ruin lives every week
just phish myspace accounts all day, works wonders

Chronic Diarrhea 12-11-2006 12:20 AM

I sent back, "I'll think about it." Let's see where this goes....OH FUCK SHE'S CALLING ROFL....took like 2 seconds before I could even finish posting this

Eames 12-11-2006 12:27 AM

maybe u have a stalker

strvs 12-11-2006 12:29 AM

pee in her mouth

Short Hand 12-11-2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
pee in her mouth


Bucknub 12-11-2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
pee in her mouth

I like this idea

Coleman 12-11-2006 12:51 AM

reply to the text with a " 8====D"

jujumantb 12-11-2006 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
reply to the text with a " 8====D"

i'd throw on a few "~~~" to the end for added effect

Eight Ace 12-11-2006 01:13 AM

tell her ur still unsure about the move, if she would let u
shit on her tits/face u would be more certain about things


gl, btw

Tripper 12-11-2006 05:05 AM

send an urgent reply from mertzger

Zoner 12-11-2006 08:43 AM

You should've gone with "EAT A BOWL OF DICKS YOU CUNT". There's no mincing words.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-11-2006 09:14 AM

do what arkan would do

Mr.Buttocks 12-11-2006 10:25 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":37f42]tell her ur still unsure about the move, if she would let u
shit on her tits/face u would be more certain about things


gl, btw[/quote:37f42]


Ya flamin' Galah!

Pyro 12-11-2006 12:27 PM

why not just try it out.


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