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Chavs
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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. The defendant. Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkys? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame? A. Because a Nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Big Mac please. happy: |
haha, quality dance:
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haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed
are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long |
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what the hell is a chav?
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^ rofl
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rofl. are they really like that in real life?
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Please no N words thanks
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lol. Nothing like that.
It's basically the stereotyped "culturally rich but virtually penniless" inner-city scum that you get here in the states, just different clothes. |
jotun how can you still not know what a chav is? there have been so many threads about/with/featuring chavs here at gf1
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