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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkys?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

happy:

haha, quality dance:

haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed

are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long

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Originally Posted by HeadUp

haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed

are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long

no. this isnt redneck heaven where you go to laugh at black people behind their backs. fuck off with that shit.

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Originally Posted by HeadUp

haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed

are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long

annoy:

what the hell is a chav?

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Originally Posted by Nyck

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lolll tripe is chillin wit hiz lil homies

rofl. are they really like that in real life?

Please no N words thanks

lol. Nothing like that.

It's basically the stereotyped "culturally rich but virtually penniless" inner-city scum that you get here in the states, just different clothes.

jotun how can you still not know what a chav is? there have been so many threads about/with/featuring chavs here at gf1