dont you hate it when...
 

...someone gets up from your seat and it smells

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lol

annoy:

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lolweird

wtf is that other picture?

Yesterday I took a piss and it was neon yellow.

rolleyes:

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I fucking rip farts into my office chair all day. It fucking owns.

fucking LOL

Sometimes, when I really need to go to the bathroom but can't leave my chair (like during a test), I just make a lot of "silent" farts. Then, when I get up, the ass part of my pants is wet as if I've diarrhea'd myself with water.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8c3c7]Sometimes, when I really need to go to the bathroom but can't leave my chair (like during a test), I just make a lot of "silent" farts. Then, when I get up, the ass part of my pants is wet as if I've diarrhea'd myself with water.[/quote:8c3c7]
oOo: I don't care if I am taking a test and the professor says you cant leave, IF Ive got to go, fuck them, Im going.