Man barred from pub for farting
 

A pub regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer
– for indiscriminate wind breaking.

“What I remember when I walked in was there was a guy playing pool and it
was already stinking and everyone was laughing. It could have been anyone".

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lmao, great quality thread by the great 8ace

i would of flipped shit.

you can't prove who farted.

Was my brother there by any chance? He has more "room clearing farts" than anyone i know. He's the reigning champ.

HAW HAW HAW! He looks like a dude who would have a rotten ass.

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Dunfermline lies across the Firth of Forth from my own town, Falkirk. We have a large petrochemical plant here, and the prevailing winds blow all the nasty shit over the water and into the lungs of the Filthy Fifers. Downtown Dunfermline is reminiscent of modern-day Chernobyl.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":014e5]This doesn't surprise me one bit. Dunfermline lies across the Firth of Forth from my own town, Falkirk. We have a large petrochemical plant here, and the prevailing winds blow all the nasty shit over the water and into the lungs of the Filthy Fifers. Downtown Dunfermline is reminiscent of modern-day Chernobyl.[/quote:014e5]aberdeen makes me spoo.