I shagged a nigga & my parents called the cops
 

Alright boys!

I had quite an interesting night the other night, I got off the train from work half mashed from partying in London, then went round my mates house & had some vodka & jelly... Then we went to the pub & I met a young, nubian, lady whom I had met the previous week. We had some more drinks & I ended up with my mates around some really hot girls house who has recently split from her bf. Anyways, by this time I was rather drunk & flirting a bit with the young black girlie. I was messing around pretending to forget her name when my mate, (the one who I got on April fools for BBC prank) said to me. "What the fk are you doing? Just shag her!" Which I thought was actually a good idea seeing as we had a free house.

I ended up upstairs in the bedroom with this african babe, I wasn't really attracted to her & only considered fooling around kus I want to cover as many races as possible when making the sweet bunny love- so she was on my hit list along with the AzN & indian ladies. I had given my mobile to my friend as I didn't want to repeat the experience I had before when I actually answered the phone during rumpy-pumpy. Unfortunately by this time it was about 2.30am & my parents were trying to contact me as I had work the next day & they were a little worried. Seeing as my friend replied & hung up they figured ol Bunny has got mugged so phoned the police. oOo: ed:

Eventually I discovered that my parents were trying to contact me & had called the cops. I figured it was time to make a hasty exit so I legged it back home. Unfortunately I also left my underpants behind at the really hot girls house but I'm far too embarrassed to go back & claim them. rolleyes:

Bloody good night tho! rock:

hahaha

hehe quality, nice thread title too

Leave the pants, its a worthy sacrifice in the mission and this is a mission you can tell your grandkids one day.

As for the interracial lurrrvin, was she a crazy rabbit in the sack or a drunken bunny who spread her legs, closed her eyes and thought of england?

dayum! give me the specs of the girl?

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pics or stfu

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BTW this sucks kus now she really likes me & I just lost my university slag. Fuuuuuuuck! rolleyes: annoy:

Why is it always the way boys? Why do the ones you don't want want you & the ones you want are with someone else? cuss: cuss: cuss:

Fluff, tap that chocolate bunny, it'll make you feel better. Hey, Easter is almost here, do it for Christ.

ats the way shit goes fluffy...thats the way shit goes...

nothing further your honor

she's pretty cute, man, how come you dont want that?

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rofl zone

So now you'll never go back, right?


BTW - cute girl but she has a really big mouth.

Mmm she text me just now asking if I'm going out tonight, tbh I am but seeing as I met her last week with her hot mates I may as well direct my attention towards them. Don't think I'd go back unless I was drunk & horny around her again.

W.A.S.- worth a shag

Hot girl left this on my fb

[quote:712fe]Danielle B... (no network) wrote
at 3:06pm
did you go home with no boxers on the other night? found a pair of white ones and their definately not mine! x
Wall-to-Wall - Write on Danielle's Wall - Message - Delete[/quote:712fe]

oh fuck!