bitches
 

so my lady who has gone travelling for 5 months to that penal colony, Australia - she phoned today, was hard for her to tell me but she will be staying out there for a whole year instead, and that she has found somebody out there. i expected this, i mean we technically broke up - but didn't - but she still hints towards us getting back together when she is back, and well my mind is all over the place, it was a serious 2 year relationship and i unfortunetly fell in love with her - and well...

whats a man to think or do?

think drinking is the short term fix spank:

do her in da azz n shag her best m8

sariously


I advise dating more than one girl at the same time, that way, when shyt like this happens, you have a back up slag. Falling for a girl is something you can't control nor help though. Advice for that is to just keep busy, maybe go to gym & work out so you will feel better body & mind wise. Try to keep your mind off her, copious amounts of alcohol with your mates will work, but try not to be drunk & alone at any time.

If all that fails come out with bunny & we can pull some fat slags! beer:

Re: bitches
 

Move on son.

time heals all wounds

when she is back it is more than probable that there will be something between us but at the same time i do not want to give a shit now as the emotional attachment for such a long time is fucking gay. maybe thats just my mind being optimistic, fack i hate this shit.

So basically she said shes a whore who couldnt go without some cock for a year.


"Hi Stat."
"Hey."
"So i still kinda like you, but while im down here in aussy land i need some dick."
"uhhhhhh."
"Yeah, but hey when i get home i'll need some dick to, so you know, keep your hopes up cause i dont want to go looking for it at a bar."


Essencially, fuck your way through her circle of friends and never speak to her again. Alcohol is a good short term answer as long as its consummed at a bar while picking up whores.

ja i never drink alone so thats handled fine.

don't think about it. sooner you get it out of your mind the sooner you can return to eating cigs backwards.

Have sex with one of her friends that you know will get back to her.

have sex with a dude

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I advise dating more than one girl at the same time, that way, when shyt like this happens, you have a back up slag. [/quote:07941]


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The next time you talk to her tell you found some else and everything is fine. If she has little or not reaction to that you had no chance in the first place so move on and forget it. If she gets upset or calls more often then it might be worth thinking about. At least you'll know where you stand.

If she thinks she can run around with whoever she wants to for a year then come back and your ok with it and take her back your in deep shit anyway because she will continue to do no matter where she is whenever she feels the need for somebody different. Who needs that bullshit!!!!

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It's not Fluffys fault 17 year olds throw themselves at him over myspace. He's just too damn sexy.

its kus im emo

just think about you alone sad while she sucks on Wilko's cock nightly