Corrupt A Wish
 

We're doing this on a different message board I'm on, but you degenerate bastards would probably make this funnier.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

Ready...set...go............................

I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":66431]I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.[/quote:66431]

Granted but in order for you to wear thongs you must not wear pants or shorts.


I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

[quote="TGB!":5551a]Granted, but due to a mixup at the Brampton Postal Facility, you get Christian instead.

I wish Nyck never posted again.[/quote:5551a]

granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.

[quote=Madmartagen]granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.[/quote:d55bf]

Granted, but you would have to give up your penis.

I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum

[quote=Pyro]Granted, but you would have to give up your penis.

I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum[/quote:bac3c]

Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish lolman would pose naked.

lol.

owned, beat you to it biggrin:

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

I wish Jesus was still alive today

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i knew the proper ending of the sopranos

edit: beat!

Granted but it ends with tony soprano naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i could fly

Granted but you have to take zoners massive member oiled up in your mouth whilst in flight.


I wish I was rich

granted, if by rich you mean gay.

i wish i had never joined this forum