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So Snape is killed, but it turns out hes not a bad guy at all - he just wanted to fuck Harry's mom.

But who else is killed - I'm trying to spoil it for this forum, and anyone who has read through the book (I cant bring myself to) please let me know. Thanks.

I'm pretty sure Brian is the bad guy.

At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)

Who the hell is Brian - I have no idea what that means. . .I need deaths man. . .I got one down but they dont do any "Harry is mourning so and so's passing".

Wait - they talked about Ron's brother being killed, - what was his name and was he a major character? His mom goes ape shit on some Belladonna or Bellamatrix chick, after telling her not to touch her kids - and then kills her. Was she a major character too?

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Originally Posted by MuZzA

Its also silly bullshit you pulled from the net. None of the three annoying brats die in this book. Ron and Hermoine or w/e are fucking and have kids at the end.

http://machodance.ytmnd.com/

or go to YTMND to see the main page

Ha, there's no way I'm reading the entire thing but so far:

Appearantly the big "Snape kills Dumboldore" death last book was one big ruse. Snape had been working for the Order Of The Phoenix as well as the Death Eaters, a double agent and on Dumboldore's oder's kills him, in order to prevent Voldermort from possessing some "Elder Wand" (which is a badass wand I guess). The problem is, the Elder Want can only be taken from someone who beats the wearer - as Voldemort didn't kill Dum, he can't actually possess the wand.

At some point in the book Voldermort becomes Hogwarts leader or some nonsense. It is here that the final act takes place after Harry "dies" (he's not actually dead, but he does see Dumboldore who explains alot to Harry - cause Harry is a bint appearantly, about his role in the world and shit). Harry is being a pussy and hiding, but when Voldermort almost kills someone named Neville, he unmasks and oh the shit hits the fan - fighting and one character says "Get away from my daughter you BITCH!" - edgy writing. It's the previously mentioned Mrs. Weasley. At this point, Weasley kills Bella Langstrone (or the woman Helena Carter plays in the current movie).

Harry and Voldermort have a standoff. Voldermort has the wand, but Harry says "Your wand wont do shit bitch - be a man for once, show some remorse for your actions!" He dont. And he dies. And Harry is the man.

http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/343960.html#cutid1

Use this to spread your evil across the internet people - destroy this book. Infect Penny-Arcade with this news, and be swift about it. Also millwarworld.tv - both dont require any authentication and wont see it coming!

any one know a good website to do it? this is the one time I actually agree with TGB

[quote="TGB!":ff5ae]Who the hell is Brian - I have no idea what that means.[/quote:ff5ae]

Brian is Jim's brother.

It dont matter - just visit EVERY sites Offtopic board, and put that info in the title: "Freddy, Snape, Hedwig, Vol - RIP! Harry Potter 7"

Bam - hit the big sites. . .Gamespot, Gametrailers, Pennyarcade, etc. etc.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU BITCH!!

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4fa63]ron dies[/quote:4fa63]
as does Darren, whilst Troy and Ashley both become unicorns if i remember correctly

if any of you read harry potter then you should be shot.