heyyy piss spill
 

so i was painting the bowl with my laser but my fast movers deployed everywhere hitting friendlies on the floor and up the wall cos i thought i was smart enough to try an shut the door while pissing wtf i gotta cleen it up but im too tired....what do i do?????!!


THIS IS SERIUS ASSHOLES

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just get some TP and wipe it then worry about the deep clean when you sleep it off

jesus loves you boy no tp so i used a mixture of towelks n my cat and my sisters shirt but i put it in the washer after

suitable substitues

lmfao. i had to read this like 8 times.

I managed to pee in two different directions the other day, I must have worn aother hole in my willy through constant self abuse.