Alliedassault - Horseshit scammers

Ok, trying to sell a car and here's one of the e-mails i get

Alright Arkan
Good day to you.Thanks for your prompt response.The good news is that my customer has consented your vehicle with full interest,after i have forwarded him your vehicle information and he evaluated it.I have also discussed the payment issue with him and due to time constraint,he has instructed me to carry on with this transaction immediately.

Secondly,he instructed me to inform you that your payment will include the shipper's charges and trips for pick up of your vehicle and and other items.You will recieve the payment IN YOUR NAME,IN A US BANK CERTIFIED CASHIERS CHECK of $xxxx, The amount has to be so,for record and account purposes in his company.So you are required to deduct the cost of your vehicle $xxxx,when payment gets to you and forward the balance of $9,900,to our shipper and his agent for them to be able to offset shipping & tax charges, and other cosmetic repair costs.

After payment has reached you and balance sent to shipper, the shipper's agent will come for pick up (of vehicle & signing of title papers), make some cosmetic touches and drive to the prepaid shipper to be shipped to my customer.

Please confirm this and forward the following informations,for your payment to be sent to you asap;
Names:.......
Address:.......
Phone number:........
Kindly bear in mind that your honesty, understanding and co-operation will be highly demanded and appreciated in this transaction.

Don,t hesitate to contact me at xxxxxxxxxx or drop a message,now as i am out of town on a business trip.
Have a blessed day.
Gary.

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