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Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?

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Did Morgan Spurlock find Osama bin Laden?

Rumors are flying that filmmaker Morgan Spurlock of "Super Size Me" fame may have done what the United States government has failed to do for the last six years — find Osama bin Laden.

The speculation first began at the Berlin International Film Festival in February, where Spurlock showed a select group of potential buyers 15 minutes of footage from his new documentary, "Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?" The film follows Spurlock through the Middle East in his search for the elusive leader of al-Qaida. According to Slashfilm.com, The Weinstein Co. quickly snapped up the picture after seeing the clips.

Adding to the belief, Daniel Marracino, the film's director of photography, is quoted in Variety, saying of the movie, "We've definitely got the Holy Grail."
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Whether this is just a genius publicity ploy or if Spurlock actually found bin Laden has yet to be revealed, but the answer should come next year, when the documentary is slated to premiere at the Sundance Film Festival.

sounds interesting to say the least but must turn into a big joke as bin laden would rather teabag a westerner than talk to them.

Just because he may have found him doesn't mean he got him to talk on tape. If he did find him they most likely film him secretly from afar or something so that they would remain alive.

Morgan Spurlock is a stupid piece of shit. He fabricated the fuck out of Super Size Me, and he's doing the same with this one. I'll go ahead and give you the catch: he finds Osama BEN Laden, who lives in New Jersey. He operates the toll booth on the turnpike. He's 28 years old.

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Originally Posted by Chronic Diarrhea (Post 888845)

Teabag me baby.

It smells and tastes like super-sized Jewish lies to me.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Buttocks (Post 888847)

It smells and tastes like super-sized Jewish lies to me.

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Originally Posted by elstatec (Post 888832)

sounds interesting to say the least but must turn into a big joke as bin laden would rather teabag a westerner than talk to them.

I think men of bin Laden's ilk crave the spotlight in one fashion or another and need it to fuel their inner passion and ego. If he didnt feel a need to address the West then Id imagine he would use a seneschal instead...and he has....

All that I been givin'
Is this thing that I've been living
They got me in the system
Why they gotta do me like that
Try'd to make it my way
But got sent up on the highway
Why, oh why
Why they do me like that

McDonalds is SO bad for you.

It really is.

I think Osama is prolly dead in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan. I saw a vid clip on youtube of the Daisy Cutter in action, they were used against the large network of caves which the Mujahedeen were hiding out in. If he was in one of these caves then there's not much chance of finding em under 300ft of rubble.

Then again he could be working at the local Burger King in town...

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR (Post 888862)

McDonalds is SO bad for you.
It really is.

Tell that to Chad Johnson.

Bruce Willis killed him then got a face full of DC2.

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Originally Posted by c312 (Post 888873)

Tell that to Chad Johnson.

explain

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Originally Posted by [DAS REICH] Blitz (Post 888878)

explain

He eats McDonald's 3 times a day.

You mean to tell me that I can't eat McDonalds three times a day for months on end?! Get the fuck out of here!

Oh well at least I can consume large amounts of whiskey and smoke 8 packs of cigg's without any health consequences, right?!