Hit and run...then trip.
 

Let me start this off by saying I'm not a violent man. I never go around looking for fights or starting them or anything of the sort. Now with that disclaimer, on to the story.

We were at this sort of party / charity event at a roller rink. Real scene kid like, but was basically dragged there so whatever. Anywho at about 2 am everyone had a good amount to drink and things were getting testy. Thus a douche bag approaches. Apparently this guy, who's like 22 or 23, was sneaking underage girls booze in order to get em fucked and then fuck em. Well he tried it with my friends girlfriends sister and everyone had enough. We told the kid to just go away and not bother us or the girls anymore. Finally the staff at the rink saw this and escorted the kid away. About 20 minutes later, the kid comes back, this time with a friend. The friend was about 5'10 or so and about 150. Real skinny lil' fucker. The kid comes back is jawing away saying he's not going anywhere. Finally I step in and seperate my friend and the 2 douche bags. Well douche bag #2 didn't like this, so the little fucker runs up to me, punches me in the face then runs away. In true form, the douche trips and falls. I see this, realized I just got punched by some ninja or some shit throw down my beer, run at the kid jump on his ribs and proceed to lay into him with my right fist. I landed about 10-15 blows on his face and head till 4 of his friends try to jump me. By now, all hell has broken loose. My friends see this run on the 4 kids and a brawl of brawls starts. One kid, some Spanish looking gangster kid, see's the 4 kids try to jump me and starts taking out these kids by himself. I grab one fucker and starting working his kidneys to the point that his legs go out from underneath him and he goes down. After this, the staff runs outside and someone had called the cops. In true Dukes of Hazzard form, I jump into the window of my friends car, get our other drunk friend and tear ass out. In the end, we ended up taking out about 15 kids , just the five of us. Also, heard through the grapevine, I broke the kids nose that I laid into.

I must say that even though I don't get in fights that much, violence is fucking addicting. I forgot the rush it feels to just lay into some kid with your fist.

As a responsible adult I must say "Bad Boy, don't do this again":popcorn:

As a fellow spic, i congratulate that spic kid in the story.

Haha..I got sniped in the face a few weeks back. Guys only fight about three things. 1. Money. 2. Girls. 3. Drugs. I got sucker punched because a girl loves me...and her boyfriend didnt like that. All was well though, it didnt hurt at all and I didnt fight back...I couldnt get in ANY trouble this past semester. It is funny now seeing the look of FRIGHT on this kids face when my friends stare him down...I dont care anymore it happened, but my friends (who are all pretty jacked etc) like messing with him. Im proud of you bud!

Maybe in America - when I was 17 I got into a similar adrenaline fuelled brawl with 4 older guys and that was just because I jokingly "repped" my school outside a party and one of them took it the wrong way - Like Butters, We also did a speedy car escape, and found out later two of the fuckers ended up in hospital with a broken wrist and the other with a broken jaw wired shut.

That was my finest hour and the last serious fight I've ever been in - you do some crazy shit when that instinct kicks in, I threw the one guy into a car door after an initial running punch and then knee'd him in the face. Blind Rage Pwns.

In MOST cases...it comes down to those 3 things. The 4 older guys probably thought you were repping your school to get their girlies :)

Like I said, Violence is fucking addicting. I've haven't had a thrill like that in months. Pounding fucking out of this dudes face and head was just ...satisfying. My only regret is that my hand is swoll like a mother fucker , but some ice and a few beers will make it all better.

Haha Legend, well at least it was a good cause and that douche will have learnt a lesson!

True internet user right there. GG

Sounds like a great story, I read the story then who posted and it made it alot more interesting.

I've wanted to get in a fist fight for a very, very long time.

haha, incredible story

Haha, what the hell? I don't look that pussified, do I?

gg Butters.

My younger side talking: Feels good to bust someone up who deserves it eh?
My experienced side talking: Don't look for trouble, it'll find you.

I'd say Drunken Pride is the number one reason why most people get into fights...Alpha male stupid shit usually. I've only ever fought to defend myself - I wish there were less groups of fightfriends out there - they make going out for a drink dangerous.

Definitely not calling you a pussy, just looked more passive, as stated in the story anyways.. haha