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Cpt. Obvious 01-07-2008 10:08 PM

African in America - TRUTH FIRST
 
http://african-in-america.blogspot.com/

I ran across this and thought it was hilarious.

Quote:

300 (2007) - A African warrior is kicked down a bottomless pit by a group of white warmongers.

Spiderman 3 (2007) The color black is deemed evil and ugly when Spiderman appears as a black figure when he wears a black outfit. The message is that any dark skin person therefore must be ugly or evil.

Casino Royale (2006) A blue eyed white man chases a African and kills him while attacking the embassy of a African nation.

Rocky Balboa (2006) An old white man is called upon to defeat the African boxing champion who is 30 years his junior.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - People of African heritage are depicted as being savages which is a gross historical error considering that African societies were far more advance than any European nation at this time.

Superman (2006) – Another “Superman” film where the lead character is depicted as a blue-eyed super Aryan.

The DaVinci Code (2006) – Not a single African character in the film despite the fact Jesus was African.

Curious George (2006) – A white interloper goes to Africa and kidnaps a monkey that has no tail and walks upright and essentially acts as the white man’s servant. In other words, a metaphor for an African slave.

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) – An African Jedi played by Samuel L. Jackson is killed by two white men despite having superior skills than them.

I,Robot (2004) – A future world where apparently there are no African women so the African men must mate with a white woman.

The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) - The black man is portrayed as being nothing more than a smiling simpleton whose purpose on Earth is only to serve the white man.

The Matrix (1999) - African actor Laurence Fishburne plays a man looking for a savior who turns out to be a white man.

Saving Private Ryan (1998) – The only actor with African blood in the film (Vin Diesel) is among the first to die while the blonde Aryan (Private Ryan) gets to live a long life.

The Nutty Professor (1996) – A African professor is depicted as a nut.

Bad Boys (1995) – African men are portrayed as bad boys.

Forrest Gump (1994) – Two simpletons – one white, one black – serve in Vietnam and the black one dies while the white one lives and becomes a hero.

Cliffhanger (1993) – The only African in the film is brutally killed by a white man who impales him upon an icicle in a white European cave.

Robocop (1990) The African mayor of Detroit is portrayed as being a weak-minded fool who is easily manipulated by white men.

Leviathan (1989) – Three survivors (One African and two whites) await rescue from a underwater base being attacked by monsters. The African dies while the whites live.

Superman III (1983) – The movie poster for this film depicts Superman (always a white man of course) carrying a frightened looking Richard Pryor which implies that the African man is helpless without the white man.

Rocky (1976) – A lumbering white man somehow defeats a African boxing champion who is in the prime of his career.

Death Wish (1971) – A white man guns down African men in New York and the white police help him escape at the end!

Cleopatra (1963) Cleopatra and other Africans are played by white actors.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-07-2008 10:16 PM

lollercats

Sniper101 01-07-2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

The DaVinci Code (2006) – Not a single African character in the film despite the fact Jesus was African.
lol
i dont know who is more ignorant, the person who came up with this list or all the the "white ppl" that did them wrong by all these movies

Unknown_Sniper 01-07-2008 11:56 PM

I would hate crime the author of this list.

Tripper 01-08-2008 12:49 AM

lol its all true YOU'RE ALL IGNORANT

jujumantb 01-08-2008 01:10 AM

is that a satirical blog? I honestly read like five posts and couldnt tell.... and I'm not sure if that reflects poorly on me or that blog's author. hmmmm

Proteus 01-08-2008 01:18 AM

Most annoying thing about that was "a african"

Chronic Diarrhea 01-08-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Rocky (1976) – A lumbering white man somehow defeats a African boxing champion who is in the prime of his career.
It's a shame though that Rocky actually lost to Creed in the first film.

Pyro 01-08-2008 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronic Diarrhea (Post 890176)
It's a shame though that Rocky actually lost to Creed in the first film.

I was about to comment about that

where all the white women at

Arch 01-08-2008 06:22 PM

Jesus was a Jew DUH

elstatec 01-08-2008 09:09 PM

resident evil 5 - because all the zombies are negro

Airborne Butters 01-08-2008 09:28 PM

notice how Devils food is black and Angel food is white?

Or how in pool, if you hit the black ball in , it means death?

MadMan 01-09-2008 11:19 PM

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4...iwhiteybe5.jpg

Whatada 01-10-2008 03:38 PM

wtf? jesus was african? that's news.

Unknown_Sniper 01-10-2008 04:19 PM

"300 (2007) - A African warrior is kicked down a bottomless pit by a group of white warmongers."
I like how the Black guy who was carrying dead kings skulls was a warrior, where as the White warmongers were protecting their homes.


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