Most unexpected
 

Only unexpected thing was the guy in the middle wearing the exact same t-shirt im wearing right now, toilet to the head ftw!.

Oh and...the shemale at the right. :eek:

omg hahahahahhahahaha, the thread title is appropriately vague

What in the fuck is that thing called Diane?

I'd buy that if it didn't have the HL2 logo on the back.

Logo is pretty small, could probably scrape it off.

i'd buy it if i get to meet diane

nidfngsdi[f'ioronuvo !

wtf man ?!?!?

Q: A trucker is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it?
A: The trucker, he shouldn't be driving into peoples kitchens.

a flamboyant gay dude enters a rough ghetto bar and asks the toughest negro/mexican/maori dude there if he wants a blow job

the dude beats the shit out of him to near death

bartender asks - "whoa man why'd you do that??? what did he say to you"

dude responds "fuckin prick said something about a job"