Be honest...does my arse look big in this new forum...??
 

...erm, I'm just trying this new forum on and...mmm...I dunno.....

...smoothes down front of forum while looking back over shoulder at full-length mirror.... :(

....right...

I'll be stright with you...

I love you!

I hear ya...

hmm... turn around again.... let's take a look now.... why yes I think we have finally found a forum big enough for your arse.... but I think the 12' heels might be a little much.

[quote="Low spark":255c3]hmm... turn around again.... let's take a look now.... why yes I think we have finally found a forum big enough for your arse.... but I think the 12' heels might be a little much.[/quote:255c3]

...oh right...sarcasm and criticism... I don't know why I even bother.... :cry:

...runs away sobbing, stumbles on 12' heels...crashes headlong through plate glass window...etc...

Apples?!? :o

...how 'bout my "dude" then,...how's that looking?.... :o

...erm, that's very flattering.... but hardly what I'd call being straight with me.... :)

Re: Be honest...does my arse look big in this new forum...??
 

[quote="Mr.X":ec62e]...erm, I'm just trying this new forum on and...mmm...I dunno.....

...smoothes down front of forum while looking back over shoulder at full-length mirror.... :([/quote:ec62e]

yes, it is a bit of a baaad fit, but that's what you get with forums that are straight off the rack, they tend to need letting out, and taking the hem of them up.

I suggest you talk to BallisticWookie - Forum tailor to the stars... apparently...

...quickly glances at Mr. X's "dude", looks sheepishly back up at Mr.X, then looks away whistling as if nothing untoward just transpired...

I think the forums are a little to white for you Mr. X.

*Takes one look at the "dude" and breaks into peals of laughter*

ummmmmmmmmmmmm let me think about that.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................??????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????
I got it.
wait i dont got it....

...hey dumbo... turn the binoculars around the right way...then look... 8)