I Almost Touched Tiger Woods...
 

No, not like that... I went to the Buick Open today and he almost gave me a high-five but some little dumbass walked in front of me. Tiger looks a lot bigger and more muscular in person, anyone else ever been to a golf tournament?

Holy crap you went to Warwick Hills??

...I was at the Australian Open once and I couldn't find a toilet anywhere... I almost touched cloth! :o

Yeah it would have been more fun but it was SOOOO crowded. I live 10 minutes away.

Ah, I would love to go down there but I know it is so damn crowded as is. Tiger's gonna win it...

I was thinkingwhen you said toushed tiger woods i was thinking about you getting near him but since you said [quote:d4ee3]No, not like that... [/quote:d4ee3] Im gueesing you almost had sex with him.
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j/K

If i was you i would of gotten his autograph on a nike hat!

You almost touched tigers wood?? :o




:D

I gots tickets to the PGA Championship at Hazeltine :D
They're only for opening round thursday tho

I have a vision of a new TV series. Almost Touched by a Tiger. or mabye Woody for Woods.

woody for woods sounds good, i'm sure E will air it :roll: fucking laptop took me 7 seconds to move the cursor over to the smiley

amazing story....i woulda punched that kid in the face...that would have gotten Tiger's attention :wink:

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Re: I Almost Touched Tiger Woods...
 

It's sick fucks like you that make the world a sadder place... people trying to touch Tiger Woods, some drunken fat bastard running onto the field during the recent SA v NZ Tri Nations rugby match and crash tackling the ref... where will it stop?

Stop idolising people for their chosen vocation and be your own best human example and role model...

By the way, I'll be wandering around the streets of Sydney tomorrow, so I better not see any hands trying to elicit altitudinally aligned signs for metacarpal connections, or I'll rip ya fuckin' arms orrff!...

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shut the fuck up