funniest MOHAA moments
 

oh my god it's true, strik0r actually STARTED a thread instead of ruining one! what ever sall we do? the end is nya, the end is nya!

err anyway, post yer funniest moments

both mine come from the TK room (see http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... 73&start=0 ) the first night well basically running around mowing down team mates with the shotgun for 2 hours, 24 or so people all TKing is quite hilarious. the other one was last night, i was actually playing semi-nice because an admin was around. i was axis and was camping the church tower with a sniper rifle, so was some other guy. some allies were running around by the destroyed house across from the tower, so i started shooting them. on my last shot the guy in the tower moved in front of me as i was firing, the bullet passed through his upper right arm or upper torso and hit the ally in the head. my teammate was down to 15 health and ended up pistol whipping me while i was reloading.

good times.

That one time we defended the bathroom was pretty funny until SOMEONE kept dropping nades then going into spectator.

now its OUR turn to ruin YOUR threads!!!

................crickets chirp.....................clock sounds ticking in the backround..................breaks wind...........

that one time? i don't know about you but i defend ze basswoom every time, sitting in the window with my ghetto blaster.

Yeah but there were like 10 of us up there.

Funniest Moment
 

Hrm...lemme see...funniest moment...

Well, I can think of two instances where I was literally laughing at something in MOHAA:

1. Destroyed Village: I saw an Axis sniper trying to get on the ledge outside the church bell tower. I climbed up the ladder in the tower and drew my pistol. As he was jumping and jumping, trying to get out the window, I pistol whipped him once. I guess I scared him and he ended up falling out the window, landing flat on his face, and croaking. I was laughing so hard that I got promptly sniped in the neck. Maybe the falling body gave away my position...heh heh.

2. This moment actually occurred in Single Player. I was going from room-to-room in a Nazi manor (the first level with the shotgun...don't recall the name). I opened a door to find 4 Nazis sitting around a table. Seeing that I had burst through the door, they stood up and got ready to attack. Well, one chap pulled out a potato masher and was about to send it my way. I backed out the door and went to my right. Just as the german threw the grenade, the door closed. I heard the grenade hit the back of the door, then a bunch of frantic shouting in german, then *BOOM* I opened the door and there were 4 dead Nazis. It struck me SO funny.


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i was playing on remagen once and this guy came running up to me and i shot him. hmmm funny tastes good.

I deffinately have to say the TK'r night was one of the funniest. Others included the usuall tking under a different name. Of course, it was about 1 week into the game (which i sucked i might add) and i went into the Hunt map. I kept killing team mates at the starting. They were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o Pissed off at me. Then i kept changing names and teams randomly. They didn't know who to fire at so they wound up killing eachother and not me. :lol:

i dont really have any funny moments.l :cry:

this one time though there was this guy and everyone hated him cause all he did was camp in the same spots and it was kinda hard to kill him. so everyone in the room changed to the other team but him. we were all just chasing himm around and it was pretty funny to watch. thats the extent of funny for me.

On more than one occasion, my friends have literally walked up to people and have them firing at them with an SMG or MG, NOT MOVING and totally miss only to return with 3 shots between the eyes.

And then there was the time on Stalingrad where me and my bro were playing and I landed on his head and he gave me a "shotgun enema"

I had a great time when one night everyone agreed that Stalingrad courtyard was for pistol wipping only, it didn't take long for the 20 or
so people to 'drop-in' and we had an amazing 30 minutes wipping orgy...

The only time i actually LOL was when we we're only 3 and this one guy
was getting all cocky while we were just having fun, nothing serious
in a 3 man objective game...(you need at least 4). Well, we both changed
our name to his and i got a pretty good laugh as my bud was talking crap
(in the other's name) and i was responding to my bud (you're a retard...)
and stuff has if i was the other guy...confusion was at it's best !
Pretty sure the other dude was pissed off after a while though...LOL
he didn't know WHO was bitching him no more...

I think we all get a great satisfaction from pistol wipping an unsuspecting
sniper and watch move a bit, not seing you, like it's a bug or something
while you bash him again and DIE! Then he writes 'WTF?' ...hehe

Sneaky IS good !

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the funniest moments are not so muchwhat happens to me, but what people say.

One day, someone said that you automatically get 100 kills if you press alt f4.
For all of those non-technical people that were despirate, they found themselves looking at the screen of gamespy. that always strikes me as funny hen you encounter people that dont know how to use a compiter.

Also, i had a typo. Then one of my clan mates tried re-doing it to make fun of me and he messed it up then replied with the statement:

aww i fucked up a typo!

hahahah it was the most hilarious thing i have ever read,

If it doesnt strike you as funny, then you had to be their or your humor level needs to be stooped down a notch for a minute, but its a great line.

For all of those people who want to find out what alt f4 does try it. (it's not the equivilent to ctrl alt delete dont worry)

i've been saying stuff like "for all weapons hold the alt key and press the f4 key 3 times" in tribes for years, and it still gets 1 or 2 people every time :wink:

My fave came after I was picking people off with a MG on Stalingrad from
the bottom floor by the plank crossover and heard a noise behind me
then spun around and sprayed three guys running through the doorway.
Heard 2 WTF's and snapped out a line from a Clint Eastwood western I love to use in those situations.. "Your spurs..."

Just as I finished typing this I heard feet land behind me...as I was
reloading... turned around just in time to see a guy come in through
the window and pistol-whip me.

Funny as hell to start with but even funnier if you've seen the movie.
In the movie someone comes in through the window too and says,
"There are two kinds of spurs my friend. Those that come in by the door.. and those that come in through the window"

The guy who got me said the same thing. I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

[9th GD] Corey