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ninty 08-23-2002 02:13 PM

Attract Sexy Women Instantly!
 
[quote:bb970]Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate is a revolutionary new men's cologne containing genuine Human Sex Pheromones. Scientifically designed, tested and proven to Attract Women like Magic, this sexually stimulating fragrance is Guaranteed to Increase Your
Sex Appeal or Your Money Back!!

This is not hype or wishful thinking. It's a medical and biological fact. Dateline NBC,
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these incredible pheromones can produce. Just one bottle of this AMAZING product will change your life. I know because it changed mine!

[/quote:bb970]

Hahahahahah! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

http://store.yahoo.com/liquiddesire/anpherconfor.html

CeltFury 08-23-2002 02:16 PM

*tries some on* *female gophers begin humping his leg*

Ahhhh! Get 'em off!!!!!! oOo:

Bean 2 08-23-2002 02:25 PM

Hahhahahahaha maybe even i can get women now. Woohoo!!!!!! biggrin:

Milla 08-23-2002 02:28 PM

i tried stuff like that once, wasted a pretty penny if i do say so, but if this kind actually works ill take 12!

ninty 08-23-2002 02:38 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":1c8c3]i tried stuff like that once, wasted a pretty penny if i do say so, but if this kind actually works ill take 12![/quote:1c8c3]

ed:

Pyro 08-23-2002 02:40 PM

super

ninty 08-23-2002 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
super

I think this will give you some hope, Pyro.

08-23-2002 02:46 PM

*Droogs slaps some on fat woman enters the house* oh shit!!!!!!!!!

Pyro 08-23-2002 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
super

I think this will give you some hope, Pyro.

finally...Pyro has a slim shot with the opposite sex.

SoLiDUS 08-23-2002 03:36 PM

Actually, it does work. It's science boys: you already have pheromones.
Some of us have more than others, which explains the "instant" attraction
some girls have for you. This is to help those of us who lack pheromones
(yes, the sloidusey is as attractive as a plain wooden box) .

ed: I know... it's sad. hake:

ninty 08-23-2002 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Actually, it does work. It's science boys: you already have pheromones.
Some of us have more than others, which explains the "instant" attraction
some girls have for you. This is to help those of us who lack pheromones
(yes, the sloidusey is as attractive as a plain wooden box) .

ed: I know... it's sad. hake:

Soli, you don't need the colonge, al you have to do is explain that to a girl and you got her in the sack!

SoLiDUS 08-23-2002 03:45 PM

I did, once... and you know what she said ? "That's baloney ! Otherwise I
could be attracted to ugly, fat guys with a brain the size of a peanut..."

* out comes her boyfriend: description? above... *

"Oh god. I'm gonna kill myself now"


biggrin:

Tbry23m 08-23-2002 04:01 PM

Im gonna buy 20 bottles say it don't work get my money back and sell um on ebay!!!!!!!!

Milla 08-23-2002 04:21 PM

SLOI IS A SECSY BEAST! EVER SEE HIM WITH NO SHIRT ON!? WHEW GOT MY LIONS FIRED UP! biggrin:

Mr.X 08-23-2002 05:14 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":7d4b1]SLOI IS A SECSY BEAST! EVER SEE HIM WITH NO SHIRT ON!? WHEW GOT MY LIONS FIRED UP! biggrin:[/quote:7d4b1]

...yeah...that'll happen.... oOo:

[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/lion.jpg[/img]


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