Action Figure/GI Joes - OF YOU!!!
 

You guys who collect those army figures and stuff, check this out:

http://www.andgor.com/Personalized_Figu ... gures.html

You can send in pics and get your own figure made. They also have a lot of custom celebrity heads like Hanks and so on.

You could have your very own Rudedog or Bazooka Joe. hehe

dolls are for girls

Would they be anatomically correct...if you catch my drift ;)

your action figure can do a wide variety of realistic things

eat
sleep
masturbate
drink beer
masturbate
take a nap on the couch
masturbate in the shower
do pot

Excellent!

sounds good i do all of that, except pot, thats for girls

Pots for girls? Well give me some panties and call me Susan!! God im pathetic... hake:

tru dat you damn stoner!