I F**KIN HATE SPIDERS!!!!
 

Sitting downstairs watching tv just now and my 6th sense kicked in informing me of some 8 legged vermin in the room. Sure enough after me getting that feeling i look down at the tv cabinet and see a couple of wiry legs sticking out from under it followed by a fairly large spider on the othr end of the legs.


I FUCKING HATE CUNTING SPIDERS. 8 legged bastards. Every time one of thems nearby i can almost sense it, i dunno how but i always seem to be looking at the exact spot they show up at as they appear or a few seconds before hand. Gives me time to get the fuck outta the room. I hate the fuckers, can't even go near them as im arachnaphobic.

3 fucking cats down stairs and not one of the bastards around when you need it and my dog was lying upside down on the floor snoring so shes no help.

Not fair i missed a good film too because of it. cry:

Spiders are cool

Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.

I was sitting on my couch once watching TV when I feel something touch my hand... i look down and I see a spider the size of my fist (legs included) right next to me... when I moved and ran up onto my leg... it freaked me out... I jumped and it landed on the floor then I got the vacuum and sucked it up... oOo: It scared the shit outta me... it was truely the size of my fist... and yes I am arachnaphobic...

Im not sure humans eat 3 spiders a year... maybe like 1... and 2 other bugs like roaches...

[quote="Kraut Killer":25b8d]Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.[/quote:25b8d]


Ive read that before. The info i read that was during the average human life you will swallow at least 3 spiders during your sleep. Well theres me sleeping with duct tape over my mouth :(


Im actually waiting for the bastard to come upstairs, ive got a nightstick with its name on it.

Id hate to live in australia, i hear some of those fuckers they have over ther can actually hiss at you. ed: If i seen that happenning id probably freak on the spot ::(

yeah most of the large spiders live in the basement... which you rarely see them...

Im sorry to say if that had happened to me i would have had a heart attack. No joking either. cry:

I use my Vacuum cleaner as a weapon against spiders... just suck em up...

Aaah, a fellow arachnaphobic....I'm scared shitless of the little bastards.

i heard they are more scared of us then we are of them... I must say they are quite smart though...

If those lazy cunt cats of mine had been around it woulda been dead now. At the moment im typing this looking round my room, shitting bricks. cry:

Hehe, don't worry Gerard...Apparently, they are more scared of us than we are of them.....BAHAH.

My ass they are, last week the same bastard was climbing up my wall when i was on the pc. I seen it lobbed a shoe at it and half ran half fell down the stairs. :(

aaawwwwwwww Poor little baby Gerard is scared of tiny spiders. Isn't that cute.........

spiders...i dont mind the real small ones at all.

the big ones, i just get freaked out upon at first...but meh, i just beat the shit out of them, and call it a day.