Mr.X vs. Special Ed
 

I wanna see these guys go at it. I would be laughing my ass off for hours....

Mr. X, you da man!

w00t!

I'm gonna name my kids after you!!

Re: Mr.X vs. Special Ed
 

...hey Vance1....maybe you should date Ed....I'd like to see you guys go at it,
he could be grinding your ass off for hours.......... [img]http://aff.ne-rangers.net/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

...erm, just don't forget that as da man!....I get to probe your bride first on your wedding-night,
and all that and everything............[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/54.gif[/img]

[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/alf1.jpg[/img]

[quote="Mr.X":5affd]...erm, just don't forget that as da man!....I get to probe your bride first on your wedding-night,
and all that and everything............[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/54.gif[/img]

[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/alf1.jpg[/img][/quote:5affd]

How about, no?

Will you adopt me?

...adopt you eh..?....[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/33.gif[/img]...can you enlarge on how I may benefit from such an arrangement....

you get meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

enlarged enough for ya?

...ponders over options...speaks to Canadian Embassy...scratches butt....
...phones ninty9....


"...hello..?..HI!!!...OK, I'm good to go with the adoption, I'm doing-up the spare room for you,
...just a few hard-core porn posters and a Princess phone so far, but you can do what you want to it later!
I'll be stocking the garage with Canadian snacks and beer, and I'm planning a "prawn 'n' prostitute" evening for your arrival...
until then..I ...sob... I love you... erm, son" ...breaks down....places phone near arse...breaks wind........[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/17.gif[/img]

That sounds...great.

I love you too, mom.

Prawn 'n' prostitute sounds wonderful. I can't wait.

I'll take the next flight out!

...proudly fusses about installing state-of-the-art computer gear in spare room....

...also fits out cellar space for a possible "soundproofed Gimp retention" scenario........[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/22.gif[/img]

Vance, I wouldn't mind meeting you - to kick your ass.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":0d765]Vance, I wouldn't mind meeting you - to kick your ass.[/quote:0d765]

ROFL, simply put.

Re: Mr.X vs. Special Ed
 

How the fuck do you laugh your ass off, dumb ass? Go fuck a hole.

Go fuck a hole? Wow that's original..

[quote="Old Reliable":b4bc1]Go fuck a hole? Wow that's original..[/quote:b4bc1]Ok dumb ass. Do you think anyone cares about 'Old Reliable'. I have an idea for you, fuck off???