A Text Message I Got The Other Day
 

Did you know this message cost 9p. That 9p could feed an asylum seeker for three days. So send this text to your mates and help starve the spongeing fuckers.


I was on the floor at that.

what the hell are you talking about eek:

yeah...i'm confused.

what the hell is 9p?

9 pounds?

9 peckers, sorry not found in America, thank God

9 pence = 9 cents

damn, you speak the language but dont know what 9p is. 9p would be like saying 9cents (although if you were to convert the currency itd be different but...)

p = pence, and in pounds and pence sterling.

ohh i dunno, in american schools do they teach you that only a place called europe exsists across the atlantic, and not the names of the countries in them?

Of course I knew what 9p means, I just tried to make it a joke, but failed

not you old reliable, i was typing my entry while you were posting yours so i didnt see it.

[quote="Captain Bunny":740e4]damn, you speak the language but dont know what 9p is. 9p would be like saying 9cents (although if you were to convert the currency itd be different but...)

p = pence, and in pounds and pence sterling.

ohh i dunno, in american schools do they teach you that only a place called europe exsists across the atlantic, and not the names of the countries in them?[/quote:740e4]

Oh, i'm sorry your highness, that not all of us know every every unit of money used in the U.K. hake: oOo: hake:

I actually did know that but I just didn't think of it for some reason.

And I still have no idea what your talking about. eek:

don't listen to PFC Green, he know shit fuck about the countries north and south to him, you actually think he would know about continents and countries across the Atlantic

And Scotland, a very beautiful place indeed, loved it when I visited.

Pence. Pounds.

Represent. cool:

swordfight:

Shuddup, pretty much any white guy can say they have Scottish/Irish roots. Just because your half, doesn't mean you know shit.