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Forum: Offtopic 03-12-2008, 06:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 841
Posted By dr nein
This is why women should get jobs. On the plus...

This is why women should get jobs. On the plus side, at least she didn't have the opportunity to crank out kids while on the can. That would have been one hell of a clog.
Forum: Offtopic 03-06-2008, 04:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 672
Posted By dr nein
Curtain hack!!!

Curtain hack!!!
Forum: Offtopic 01-31-2008, 01:11 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 218
Posted By dr nein
Isn't it a little late to try conning himself...

Isn't it a little late to try conning himself into the presidential race?
Forum: Offtopic 12-30-2007, 12:16 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,094
Posted By dr nein
I blame the lack of Joedolf filling an entire...

I blame the lack of Joedolf filling an entire forum with his own replies, then getting pissed off and locking threads when others did the same.
Forum: Offtopic 12-15-2007, 12:01 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 329
Posted By dr nein
Based on the topic, I had assumed you managed to...

Based on the topic, I had assumed you managed to pork some chick in the butt. How disappointing.
Forum: Offtopic 11-23-2007, 05:08 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 908
Posted By dr nein
Fixed it for you.

Fixed it for you.
Forum: Offtopic 11-05-2007, 09:01 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 636
Posted By dr nein
Something fishy is going on around here...

Something fishy is going on around here...
Forum: Offtopic 11-05-2007, 01:42 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 563
Posted By dr nein
Darwin wins again. Too bad the kids will grow up...

Darwin wins again. Too bad the kids will grow up around such stupidity.
Forum: Offtopic 10-31-2007, 10:31 PM
Replies: 342
Views: 4,708
Posted By dr nein
Nein. I don't remember the exact term but it was...

Nein. I don't remember the exact term but it was something like Handgun Safety Permit which I guess is just the same as a license. I also had to sign some paper stating I have a safe to keep it in....
Forum: Offtopic 10-31-2007, 09:15 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 288
Posted By dr nein
That sums it up perfectly.

That sums it up perfectly.
Forum: Offtopic 10-31-2007, 09:13 PM
Replies: 342
Views: 4,708
Posted By dr nein
Holy shit. CA pales in comparison to that. All...

Holy shit. CA pales in comparison to that. All I had to do was go in to the same dealer I got my P38 at, take some test that asked if it was a bad idea to load a pistol and fire it at my testicles,...
Forum: Offtopic 10-29-2007, 03:27 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,430
Posted By dr nein
I saw a guy instantly drown after I tossed a...

I saw a guy instantly drown after I tossed a buddy of his into him and it sent him into the water. I also tossed a guy off the cliff near the command post, hitting several rocks on the way down only...
Forum: Offtopic 10-29-2007, 03:22 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 468
Posted By dr nein
Darwin strikes again. Bonus dumbass points for...

Darwin strikes again. Bonus dumbass points for smashing in an occupied bedroom window.
Forum: Offtopic 10-28-2007, 08:43 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 745
Posted By dr nein
I'd say something useful, but it's easier to just...

I'd say something useful, but it's easier to just post an old image we've all seen before.

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/7016/l6dbbc339af02f908831282ao0.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 10-25-2007, 12:18 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 818
Posted By dr nein
I fixed it for you.

I fixed it for you.
Forum: Offtopic 10-20-2007, 03:50 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 818
Posted By dr nein
We must not teach those kids proper English! ...

We must not teach those kids proper English! That might involve holding them back a grade until they can pass the class and that would hurt their feelings. It also might make their parents angry...
Forum: Offtopic 10-18-2007, 04:56 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 387
Posted By dr nein
Wow. Urge to buy definitely rising. The physics...

Wow. Urge to buy definitely rising. The physics alone made HL2 worth it, but the portal aspect looks pretty sweet.
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2007, 02:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 312
Posted By dr nein
I'm guessing it's a bunch of random skits put in...

I'm guessing it's a bunch of random skits put in between shoving "TBS - Very Funny!" down our throats every 5 minutes. The commercial for "The Office" made me want to fucking kill someone. Well,...
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 228
Posted By dr nein
For some reason = forcing you to use your squad...

For some reason = forcing you to use your squad of idiots.
Forum: Offtopic 10-14-2007, 12:09 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 259
Posted By dr nein
Rappers aren't complete without a few MAC10s.

Rappers aren't complete without a few MAC10s.
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2007, 04:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 352
Posted By dr nein
Unlockable armor? What the hell?

Unlockable armor? What the hell?
Forum: Offtopic 10-09-2007, 01:41 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 222
Posted By dr nein
I can think of no avatar more fitting for you.

I can think of no avatar more fitting for you.
Forum: Offtopic 10-08-2007, 07:52 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 946
Posted By dr nein
They would all speak in English and have crappy...

They would all speak in English and have crappy movie accents anyway.
Forum: Offtopic 10-04-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 514
Posted By dr nein
I wonder how many of those inactive accounts are...

I wonder how many of those inactive accounts are Simo in his various states of previous bans.
Forum: Offtopic 09-28-2007, 04:42 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 361
Posted By dr nein
Glocks and AK-47s are the only guns that exist to...

Glocks and AK-47s are the only guns that exist to the media.
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