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Forum: Offtopic 01-01-2003, 04:00 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,859
Posted By Von Paulus
Awesome sig Slinky! Amazingly cool! Is the...

Awesome sig Slinky! Amazingly cool!

Is the Elvish script under each character really what each characters name looks like ? Did you use a translator or something ? Where can I find it ??
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2002, 07:33 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,228
Posted By Von Paulus
...Well it sounds really fascinating but I'm...

...Well it sounds really fascinating but I'm afraid you'll just have to let it go... Maybe it's for the best...

oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 12-17-2002, 08:06 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,591
Posted By Von Paulus
Yes but Vance, at my school there is shit smeared...

Yes but Vance, at my school there is shit smeared on the urinals...

The urinal cakes are stained brown...

Is Nothing Sacred ??

oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 12-17-2002, 04:57 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,290
Posted By Von Paulus
...Are you some sortof inhuman monster like the...

...Are you some sortof inhuman monster like the wolf-man ?... If so, reveal away...
Forum: Offtopic 12-17-2002, 02:36 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,403
Posted By Von Paulus
Jesus christ Butters you are an ignorant...

Jesus christ Butters you are an ignorant fucktard...

You prattle on about Canada... And how Saving Private Ryan is better than LOTR (Which it isn't)...

What I find most amusing about what...
Forum: Offtopic 12-16-2002, 07:24 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,290
Posted By Von Paulus
Here are a few pics of me from last Christmas......

Here are a few pics of me from last Christmas... I would say without a doubt that besides Spoogey, I am by far the sexiest of the photo's by far... Hmm, thus far... Perhaps Wook or Sloi could put me...
Forum: Offtopic 12-16-2002, 06:20 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,202
Posted By Von Paulus
As is said in the book Band of Brothers,...

As is said in the book Band of Brothers, regarding this incident (Or something to this extent)...

"No person who has never experienced the horror of combat, and the effect it can have on...
Forum: Offtopic 12-16-2002, 06:10 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,290
Posted By Von Paulus
Hey Spooge, has anybody else commented on the...

Hey Spooge, has anybody else commented on the resemblance you have with Jude Law ? And that's good! Very, very good... Jude Law is hot man, and so are you :)
Forum: Offtopic 12-16-2002, 05:55 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,153
Posted By Von Paulus
Bazooka Joe, Is this you ??

Found this over at theonering.net, If so, cool!

"Bazooka Joe: While watching Firefly on Friday night, I saw a new commercial, different from the one shown during Survivor earlier in the week. The...
Forum: Offtopic 12-15-2002, 10:47 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,202
Posted By Von Paulus
Yes, not even Spiers himself knows... oOo: ...

Yes, not even Spiers himself knows... oOo:

Actually I think he may have died, because the only quotes from the book that I can remember were from old interviews Stephen Ambrose had with him...
...
Forum: Offtopic 12-05-2002, 06:43 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 823
Posted By Von Paulus
Aww Trip, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy...

Aww Trip, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... I'm not being sarcastic, that sounds so utterly cool... You've got a sweet 'n sensitive side to you, that has just come out...

Man, I can...
Forum: Offtopic 12-04-2002, 08:31 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,818
Posted By Von Paulus
May I be one of the elite few ?

May I be one of the elite few ?
Forum: Offtopic 12-04-2002, 06:47 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 704
Posted By Von Paulus
Y'know, you're right Eight Ace... Drastic Action...

Y'know, you're right Eight Ace... Drastic Action must be taken against the perpetraitors of such foul and evil craft as what Innoxx has been doin' to them... We haven't had one of them ole' fashion...
Forum: Offtopic 12-04-2002, 02:53 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,423
Posted By Von Paulus
It's his wife show some respect you stupid...

It's his wife show some respect you stupid fuck... She's probably a great woman... So shut the fuck up, people like you shit me...
Forum: Offtopic 12-04-2002, 02:44 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 666
Posted By Von Paulus
Hmm, I think it was on around the middle of last...

Hmm, I think it was on around the middle of last year Trip, I remember because for me it was like an appetiser for Band of Brothers... But then Band of Brothers was delayed for a year...

The...
Forum: Offtopic 12-04-2002, 02:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 666
Posted By Von Paulus
[quote="Captain Wilkins":24507]Few people from...

[quote="Captain Wilkins":24507]Few people from other nations would appreciate it.
[/quote:24507]

Or people with far superior intellects, like Mr. Ed...

Thanks for the kind words man, It's good...
Forum: Offtopic 12-03-2002, 07:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 666
Posted By Von Paulus
Episode 2 : "Gordon's Will" - Changi 'Gundagai'

Changi was a fictional Australian Drama/Situational-Type Comedy, set in the WW2 Japanese POW camp of, you guessed it, Changi... It was a wonderful show, and I was just crusin' it's Website, and found...
Forum: Offtopic 11-29-2002, 05:25 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,101
Posted By Von Paulus
3, its where that guys directing the soldier in...

3, its where that guys directing the soldier in the town and the fallschirmjaegers fir it at him and it blows him backwards. Some guy comes over to him and hes looking at his crotch and the other...
Forum: Offtopic 11-29-2002, 02:08 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,837
Posted By Von Paulus
"Men - if you constantly wake up with an...

"Men - if you constantly wake up with an erection, you may have to take evasive action. The erection may be caused by the need to urinate. You can overcome this problem by inserting a small plastic...
Forum: Offtopic 11-22-2002, 05:32 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,999
Posted By Von Paulus
Heh, If the youth of America were in charge of...

Heh, If the youth of America were in charge of the Military, they'd most probably end up bombing themselves...
Forum: Offtopic 11-21-2002, 12:29 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,999
Posted By Von Paulus
On an Australian show called CNNN, they sent a...

On an Australian show called CNNN, they sent a guy over to America and asked these (among other) questions...

Q: Where was the Berlin Wall ?
American Guys Answer: Uhhhh.... ::Prolonged silence::...
Forum: Offtopic 11-18-2002, 08:19 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,669
Posted By Von Paulus
Yeah, they weren't... Steamboat Willie = Guy...

Yeah, they weren't...

Steamboat Willie = Guy who kills Wade and Miller...
SS Dude = Guy who kills Mellish...

Jeez, we have to draw ya a diagram ??

Perhaps a reason I can think of is that...
Forum: Offtopic 11-18-2002, 04:27 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 432
Posted By Von Paulus
Heh, No I wouldn't call it a Chick Flick Trip,...

Heh, No I wouldn't call it a Chick Flick Trip, It's one of the few films I've seen that handles it's romantic-tinged plot with maturity, and shows how tragic falling in love can be... Plus, the kids...
Forum: Offtopic 11-18-2002, 02:26 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 432
Posted By Von Paulus
Snow Falling on Cedars

Man oh man oh man.

It's been near 2 years since I last saw this gem of a movie, I really can't praise it enough. Wonderful in nearly every sense of the word, though not completely flawless... but...
Forum: Offtopic 11-18-2002, 02:06 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 445
Posted By Von Paulus
Though I haven't seen it, the film "Ride with the...

Though I haven't seen it, the film "Ride with the Devil" made in '99 sounded rather interesting...

"Jake Roedel and Jack Bull Chiles are friends in Missouri when the Civil War starts. Women and...
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