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Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2003, 09:27 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 816
Posted By Low spark
[quote:601c4] in: Thing is, semen is...

[quote:601c4] in:

Thing is, semen is medically known to soften the cervix.[/qoute]

What!?!?! Sex without a condom, you'll get her preg...... oops nevermind

[quote:601c4]Sex is o ne of the...
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2003, 05:05 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 757
Posted By Low spark
[quote="Eight Ace":6701e]Yes, well I'm currently...

[quote="Eight Ace":6701e]Yes, well I'm currently working on a giant, mobile trampoline.

*...wears Lab coat & thick specs...*[/quote:6701e]

I think a giant sling shot might be a little more...
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2003, 03:45 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 757
Posted By Low spark
Start digging now

With a 909,000 to 1 chance of hitting I'm not taking any chances. I quitting my job now and going home a digging a hole under my terrorist shelter (used to be a bomb shelter, but had to keep up with...
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2003, 03:28 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,663
Posted By Low spark
Went home and had a couple of soft shell tacos,...

Went home and had a couple of soft shell tacos, came back to work and found out that papa john's picked us as "buisness of the day" now I'm eating assorted types of pizza.
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2003, 12:33 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 816
Posted By Low spark
Well look at that

There are MODs again. I hope that it goes well here now.

Good luck to all of you.
Forum: Offtopic 09-01-2003, 12:38 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 802
Posted By Low spark
If you haven't notice all the porn from the...

If you haven't notice all the porn from the spammers has disappeared.
So somebody is doing something somewhere somehow, That should just about sum it up.
Forum: Offtopic 08-28-2003, 11:33 PM
Replies: 36
Bye
Views: 1,464
Posted By Low spark
Good bye... Too bad there is no admin here, or...

Good bye...
Too bad there is no admin here, or we could have a offical bye-bye thread.
Forum: Offtopic 08-27-2003, 09:08 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 355
Posted By Low spark
They are the ony ones he has. The question is...

They are the ony ones he has. The question is which one is his face?
Forum: Offtopic 08-27-2003, 07:11 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 371
Posted By Low spark
Don't give him the time of day GODSMACK... They...

Don't give him the time of day GODSMACK... They released another mental midget from local looney bin.
Forum: Offtopic 08-27-2003, 03:34 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,040
Posted By Low spark
Hell i don't know how long I've had it, but I...

Hell i don't know how long I've had it, but I figure turth is closer to truth than, G. W. Bush will ever come.
Thanks for pointing that out I feel like crawling under a rock and crying...
Forum: Offtopic 08-27-2003, 03:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,040
Posted By Low spark
Yeah, but did you notice there was hardly a cloud...

Yeah, but did you notice there was hardly a cloud in the sky all summer, up here untill Mars got close...... It's a conspiracy it tell you, some one trying to hide the truth about martians from...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 09:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 510
Posted By Low spark
The price doesn't bother me, but it would mean I...

The price doesn't bother me, but it would mean I would have to sell my 93 Buick Regal so it would fit in garage. And I kinda like my Regal, even if the radio is broken.
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 09:14 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,087
Posted By Low spark
[quote="Eight Ace":3b98c]...PHOAARRR!, she's a...

[quote="Eight Ace":3b98c]...PHOAARRR!, she's a bit of alright!,

GG SuperSleuthStein cool:[/quote:3b98c]

She probably thinking "Nice camera, the guy must be in love with himself taking a...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 06:51 PM
Replies: 264
Views: 13,037
Posted By Low spark
that stops water

that stops water
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 06:44 PM
Replies: 264
Views: 13,037
Posted By Low spark
Hunter S. Thompson

Hunter S. Thompson
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 06:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 765
Posted By Low spark
[quote="ED!":11f18]THERES ACTUALLY OMEGA...

[quote="ED!":11f18]THERES ACTUALLY OMEGA DRIVERS!!! I MADE THAT SHIT UP! ed: ed: ed: ed: ed:[/quote:11f18]

Does this mean I get my 30 dollars back?
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 06:15 PM
Replies: 264
Views: 13,037
Posted By Low spark
ED tried to

ED tried to
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 06:14 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,768
Posted By Low spark
It's ok you can say "Vice President Cheney"...

It's ok you can say "Vice President Cheney" unfortantley it is on of the bad things that is becoming accepted by society........ or did you mean some other bad word.
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 03:58 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,060
Posted By Low spark
That is good. Very deep. See, already you are...

That is good. Very deep. See, already you are starting to release some of the pent up anger.
ENJOY!
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 03:46 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,060
Posted By Low spark
ED's Pal?!??!?!? PLEASE. Defend ED from what?...

ED's Pal?!??!?!? PLEASE. Defend ED from what? Is he in danger?
Your probably right I do need be banned for all the problems I cause.
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 03:40 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,060
Posted By Low spark
Sounds like you need to talk to someone. Maybe...

Sounds like you need to talk to someone. Maybe you can go down the local clinic for some group therapy. I'm sure someone one will understand your problems.
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 02:55 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,196
Posted By Low spark
He probably was banned because of some CA...

He probably was banned because of some CA election law, stating that while running for governer you cannot be part of any WWII FPS gaming forum
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 02:19 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,224
Posted By Low spark
[quote="ED!":45ca1]It's ok YDISS - I think it's...

[quote="ED!":45ca1]It's ok YDISS - I think it's time for all the cards to be put on the table.




I'm BADSCRIPT.[/quote:45ca1]

And futher more. If you are BADSCRIPT. Wouldn't the topic...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2003, 02:03 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,224
Posted By Low spark
Ydiss, I for one hope that you should become a...

Ydiss, I for one hope that you should become a Mod. I didn't have a problem with any of the Mods here before, didn't like some of them, but what the hell, who cares. I do think that some of they...
Forum: Offtopic 08-25-2003, 08:46 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 894
Posted By Low spark
Lol.[/quote] I find this picture insulting...

Lol.[/quote]

I find this picture insulting to monkeys. They are working hard to improve their image. And Bush keep mimicking them making them look like a bunch of baboons.
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