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Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 04:26 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,248
Posted By Captain Bunny
ninty9 lives! *raises a beer in his honour*

ninty9 lives! *raises a beer in his honour*
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 02:26 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,136
Posted By Captain Bunny
[quote="ED! Ban #127":98648]First...

[quote="ED! Ban #127":98648]First ejaculation.[/quote:98648]

Ah the first time can be painful. Dont worry, youll have many many more happy times doing that again.
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 12:40 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,056
Posted By Captain Bunny
[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":8dd6f]I am aware...

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":8dd6f]I am aware that the euo is worth more. But thats ok cuz the area in which it is used is a useful and contributing landmass, unlike canada, which is worth less than...
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 06:33 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 980
Posted By Captain Bunny
Haha you fooled us! Well done sir! happy:

Haha you fooled us!

Well done sir! happy:
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 04:31 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 980
Posted By Captain Bunny
Well, assuming she has a nice figure and all...

Well, assuming she has a nice figure and all that, sure i would bone her if she asked nicely.
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 02:56 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,056
Posted By Captain Bunny
[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":641e0][quote="Captai...

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":641e0][quote="Captain Bunny":641e0][quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":641e0]Ooh, yeah canadian currency is sooo great. Its just like mexican money to us. An annoying little...
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 02:43 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 653
Posted By Captain Bunny
Oh no! I spelled a word wrong on an internet...

Oh no! I spelled a word wrong on an internet forum and you noticed it. The world is now going to implode and monkeys from space will laugh at us. Oh the horror.
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 02:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 653
Posted By Captain Bunny
[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":76d3c]Not funny,...

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":76d3c]Not funny, but good try.[/quote:76d3c]

gg youcomeupwithsomethingbetterthensowecancriticiseeverythingyoudoenstien
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 02:23 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,056
Posted By Captain Bunny
[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":7a493]Ooh, yeah...

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":7a493]Ooh, yeah canadian currency is sooo great. Its just like mexican money to us. An annoying little coin that you find once in a while that isn't worth the metal its...
Forum: Offtopic 08-02-2003, 12:57 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,056
Posted By Captain Bunny
Damn you americans, why do your dimes have to be...

Damn you americans, why do your dimes have to be in the shape of british 10pences.
Damn you for having coin shaped coins. What were the chances of two coins from different countries being similar...
Forum: Offtopic 08-01-2003, 11:10 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 653
Posted By Captain Bunny
New Slang Dictionary

GOING FOR A McSh!t
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy...
Forum: Offtopic 08-01-2003, 11:03 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,261
Posted By Captain Bunny
That sucks. What do you think the problem is? Or...

That sucks. What do you think the problem is? Or do the store know and will fix it/swap it for ya?
Forum: Offtopic 08-01-2003, 10:59 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 369
Posted By Captain Bunny
Keep Your Parents Off The Net.

http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/Netparents.swf
Forum: Offtopic 08-01-2003, 10:15 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,136
Posted By Captain Bunny
I got out of bed this afternoon - phew!

I got out of bed this afternoon - phew!
Forum: Offtopic 08-01-2003, 02:01 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 435
Posted By Captain Bunny
Worlds Smallest Violin

Can i please have a sad song played to me on the worlds smallest violin.
I just got a letter from the bank saying i am £139 overdrawn. I only have a limit of £100, so as you can see, im running...
Forum: Offtopic 08-01-2003, 01:15 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,543
Posted By Captain Bunny
Find her car, make sure noone is looking, and...

Find her car, make sure noone is looking, and make sure its been sitting there for 2/3 hours, go under her car, remove the oil sump plug, drain the oil into a plastic bag (with no holes in it),...
Forum: Offtopic 07-31-2003, 11:39 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,543
Posted By Captain Bunny
My bitch of a boss has a thing against me and not...

My bitch of a boss has a thing against me and not so long ago i received this letter from her. Its all in caps as she typed it on the shops computer, which is easier to read in caps. There is little...
Forum: Offtopic 07-31-2003, 07:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,078
Posted By Captain Bunny
All my porn is listed as Swat Its because i...

All my porn is listed as Swat

Its because i play Swat 3 a bit, and so i named my first porn video swat 4, so my dad wouldnt suspect anything. He doesnt know much about pc games.
I am now up to...
Forum: Offtopic 07-31-2003, 07:54 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 881
Posted By Captain Bunny
I bet he gets a record deal and a number 1 chart...

I bet he gets a record deal and a number 1 chart song for that. Its not difficult to do these days.
Forum: Offtopic 07-30-2003, 10:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 700
Posted By Captain Bunny
Two tips you might want to try, 1st, before...

Two tips you might want to try,

1st, before you start the mission, get the fastest car available to you, and one you are comfortable with driving.
Park it outside the Malibu and then go into the...
Forum: Offtopic 07-30-2003, 10:19 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,138
Posted By Captain Bunny
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden...

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
It doesnt cos the cops raided it and confiscated my weed.

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Who you calling black you racist peice of...
Forum: Offtopic 07-29-2003, 10:57 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,923
Posted By Captain Bunny
thats because they drop bombs first and ask...

thats because they drop bombs first and ask questions later.
Forum: Offtopic 07-29-2003, 06:04 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,779
Posted By Captain Bunny
Expound...[/quote:4b0e1] Tried some fucked...

Expound...[/quote:4b0e1]

Tried some fucked up shit thats a sin in any religion - fell asleep, woke up and I knew I was dead. Everything was quiet and didnt have a real quality to it. I tried to...
Forum: Offtopic 07-29-2003, 05:12 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 741
Posted By Captain Bunny
"One girl currently has to wear a sign around her...

"One girl currently has to wear a sign around her neck at all times, which reads: 'I've been in this programme for three years, and I am still pulling crap.'"

LMFAO

Aww, why cant they make this...
Forum: Offtopic 07-29-2003, 04:26 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,779
Posted By Captain Bunny
Aye i dont think about death, i have a will made...

Aye i dont think about death, i have a will made out and my family know my requests when i kick the bucket so im all good to go!
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