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Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2002, 03:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,328
Posted By Divingdw
[quote="[WaffenSS]Uscha. Gally":cd731]ummm......

[quote="[WaffenSS]Uscha. Gally":cd731]ummm... no?[/quote:cd731]

'What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?'

'Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up...
Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2002, 03:03 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,846
Posted By Divingdw
Damn, that's a hard question. I deffinitly love...

Damn, that's a hard question. I deffinitly love all the Vivid porns. Debbie Does Dalls was great, and so was 'Where the Boys arn't IV'. But, for my favorite porn star, I have to pick Janine, simply...
Forum: Offtopic 09-04-2002, 11:29 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 6,637
Posted By Divingdw
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dungeon/9358/...

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http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dungeon/9358/pers3.JPG...
Forum: Offtopic 08-29-2002, 01:08 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,047
Posted By Divingdw
I actually like that new sport 'SlamBall' which...

I actually like that new sport 'SlamBall' which is pretty much basketball with Trampolines embedded into the court. Its on Saturday Nights on TNN at 8:00pm EST. But, as for sports that I have played....
Forum: Offtopic 08-27-2002, 07:50 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 893
Posted By Divingdw
Once when the army tried to recruit me during my...

Once when the army tried to recruit me during my senior year of high school, I told them they wouldn't allow me in the military. They asked why and I simply said "I'm a fudgepacker for Harry London's...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2002, 01:00 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,669
Posted By Divingdw
[quote="Capt. John Miller":082f4]Ill be 18 in...

[quote="Capt. John Miller":082f4]Ill be 18 in july, which is right when i should be shipping out (if my parents sign for me now) i hope they do. my dad might[/quote:082f4]

Good luck, my brother...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2002, 12:47 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,756
Posted By Divingdw
Ahh ninty9, dont remind me of school calling...

Ahh ninty9, dont remind me of school calling back. I'm actually working full-time and going to school full-time. I had a class that I actually wanted and needed (SQL Server Administration) and not...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2002, 08:17 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,161
Posted By Divingdw
Ahhh, I see, I was missing out on the drugs and...

Ahhh, I see, I was missing out on the drugs and alcohol part. At least I was 1/3 with it :)
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2002, 07:35 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,161
Posted By Divingdw
So.... what brings you here almighty saviour? My...

So.... what brings you here almighty saviour? My pitiful life is nothing compared to yours. Please fill me in on how I would become as great as you!?!?
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2002, 07:33 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,161
Posted By Divingdw
I have some really bad news for you guys, have...

I have some really bad news for you guys, have you ever read the software license and agreemensts? You don't really 'own' these games, you only have the rights to play them. :)

I know what you...
Forum: Offtopic 08-26-2002, 07:27 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 935
Posted By Divingdw
What up to my homies tizin and livinz? you got...

What up to my homies tizin and livinz? you got beef? man whats da hizzie? Don't you recognize a tru soldier? Don't be axein for a beat down.

Shizzle ma Nizzle
Forum: Offtopic 08-23-2002, 01:25 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,630
Posted By Divingdw
America did more in Vietnam than Canada! -...

America did more in Vietnam than Canada!

- This is a NSS remark, you figure out what NSS means.... :)[/quote]

No Shit Stupid?[/quote]

Very very close there, one word off :)
Forum: Offtopic 08-23-2002, 11:53 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,630
Posted By Divingdw
America did more in Vietnam than Canada! -...

America did more in Vietnam than Canada!

- This is a NSS remark, you figure out what NSS means.... :)
Forum: Offtopic 08-23-2002, 09:04 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,630
Posted By Divingdw
You should be very proud of yourself. To...

You should be very proud of yourself. To accomplish such a task as making a friend with absolutely no sense of humor. I pissed on many trees in my day, its boring as hell. All they do is just let you...
Forum: Offtopic 08-23-2002, 08:56 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,630
Posted By Divingdw
The only thing pathetic was how offended you are...

The only thing pathetic was how offended you are over something so simple. It's called a joke, learn to live with them or no one will ever like you.
Forum: Offtopic 08-23-2002, 08:52 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,630
Posted By Divingdw
I found this sweet dialogue of a communication...

I found this sweet dialogue of a communication between leaders of Canada and the leaders of the United States back during WW2.

Canadian Leader: "Hello there, we have been getting our butt's licked...
Forum: Offtopic 08-23-2002, 08:36 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 587
Posted By Divingdw
If you want a frame to pop up in a new window...

If you want a frame to pop up in a new window altogether, then you put this:

<frame src = "blah.html" target = "new" width = "400" height = "400">

The target = "new" part is what will pop up a...
Forum: Offtopic 08-22-2002, 10:17 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,893
Posted By Divingdw
I like boobies! They are good!

I like boobies! They are good!
Forum: Offtopic 08-22-2002, 09:41 AM
Replies: 27
Poll: Slavery
Views: 1,345
Posted By Divingdw
Two sides to every story! 1) I don't feel I...

Two sides to every story!

1) I don't feel I should be forced to pay more taxes to people just because of thier race. Yes, they were enslaved by the Confederacy, not the Union. The Union is what is...
Forum: Offtopic 08-20-2002, 02:31 PM
Replies: 806
Views: 38,755
Posted By Divingdw
You are ruining

You are ruining
Forum: Offtopic 08-20-2002, 01:44 PM
Replies: 806
Views: 38,755
Posted By Divingdw
Germ and Ninty9

Germ and Ninty9
Forum: Offtopic 08-20-2002, 11:56 AM
Replies: 806
Views: 38,755
Posted By Divingdw
his grandpa's wishes.

his grandpa's wishes.
Forum: Offtopic 08-20-2002, 10:38 AM
Replies: 806
Views: 38,755
Posted By Divingdw
as he screams

as he screams
Forum: Offtopic 08-19-2002, 02:59 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,149
Posted By Divingdw
We can play LAN games like *ahem* MoH and Unreal....

We can play LAN games like *ahem* MoH and Unreal. We also throw things at each otehr from our cubes. Our Supervisor/Manager is a very cool guy. He believes we become MORE efficient if we can do these...
Forum: Offtopic 08-19-2002, 08:41 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,261
Posted By Divingdw
A complaint I have about the CKR is that it...

A complaint I have about the CKR is that it reduced the power of the SG just to reduce the use of it. But, one day, I'm literally right beside the guy, he's standing still, and stuck the shotgun...
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