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Forum: Offtopic 07-17-2004, 06:13 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,350
Posted By Kraut Killer
'67 and Silver, same color as Eleanor in Gone in...

'67 and Silver, same color as Eleanor in Gone in 60 Seconds.

And to keep on topic...


-Car
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Forum: Offtopic 07-17-2004, 02:08 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,350
Posted By Kraut Killer
http://www.bulkpeppercorns.com/Jam132.gif Cock...

http://www.bulkpeppercorns.com/Jam132.gif
Cock Smoker
Forum: Offtopic 07-14-2004, 10:53 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 447
Posted By Kraut Killer
Skippy

Well, I found this a while ago, and I'm not sure if it's ever been posted here. If it has, than go ahead and delete this post, if not enjoy...
The 213 Things Private Skippy is No Longer Allowed to...
Forum: Offtopic 07-12-2004, 03:10 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,744
Posted By Kraut Killer
Dick... couch? Did you call me a dick couch? Come...

Dick... couch? Did you call me a dick couch? Come one Vance... that's sad, even for a Texan. I mean, shit, what does that even mean? Is it a couch shaped like a dick, or maybe made of dicks?
Forum: Offtopic 07-11-2004, 08:17 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,744
Posted By Kraut Killer
I don't know about you mother fuckers, but I'm...

I don't know about you mother fuckers, but I'm fucking cool... my mom says so.
Forum: Offtopic 07-08-2004, 12:16 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 779
Posted By Kraut Killer
If I had the last name Peacock, I would name my...

If I had the last name Peacock, I would name my kid Drew... give it awhile, one of you will get it.
Forum: Offtopic 07-08-2004, 09:51 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,345
Posted By Kraut Killer
My kid just killed someone? Well it can't be the...

My kid just killed someone? Well it can't be the fact that I used to beat/ ignore/ tell him that all problems can be solved through killing/ am a bad parent and haven't taught my kid shit/ noticed...
Forum: Offtopic 07-07-2004, 12:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 640
Posted By Kraut Killer
Truth in advertising.

[public service announcemnt]Ya know, as I sat through MEPS [military employment something something], waiting to reno[gotiate] my contract for the Army... I saw the US Army Special Forces commercial...
Forum: Offtopic 07-07-2004, 10:38 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,045
Posted By Kraut Killer
I don't know about you guys, but I think that the...

I don't know about you guys, but I think that the best Jason is whenever Kane Hodder was the man behind the mask. Aside from being the biggest and most menacing looking one, he had a certain air...
Forum: Offtopic 07-02-2004, 02:04 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,463
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'm going to take Canada's freedom away. I'm...

I'm going to take Canada's freedom away. I'm working a back alley deal to buy Canada with the King of Canada right now.
Forum: Offtopic 07-02-2004, 02:00 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,816
Posted By Kraut Killer
[quote:d20ef]Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny,...

[quote:d20ef]Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny, who obviously has no grasp what-so-ever on prehistoric history:
I'm going to celebrate England giving the USA its independence, as we never wanted it...
Forum: Offtopic 06-28-2004, 10:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,109
Posted By Kraut Killer
*Sigh* Another young soul going off to be...

*Sigh* Another young soul going off to be brainwashed into being a mindless Army meatshield... but that's why we love you guys. I'm just fucking with ya, there's absolutely no reason we like you...
Forum: Offtopic 06-27-2004, 02:06 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,018
Posted By Kraut Killer
One great thing about being single... no bitches...

One great thing about being single... no bitches complain about me squandering money to buy fire arms. I'll get pictures soon.
Forum: Offtopic 06-27-2004, 01:35 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,018
Posted By Kraut Killer
$550 (US). The guy just bought it, brought it...

$550 (US). The guy just bought it, brought it home, and his wife made him turn around and sell it. Or at least that's the story he gave me, but 550 for the condidtion it's in is great.
Forum: Offtopic 06-27-2004, 01:25 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,018
Posted By Kraut Killer
YAY!!

I got myself an M1 Garand today. God, gunshows are great. Got it for dirt cheap because this guy needed to unload it, checked it out and it was in great condidition. Only problem is that the stock is...
Forum: Offtopic 06-25-2004, 11:03 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,596
Posted By Kraut Killer
I fucking hated all the books ever assigned to me...

I fucking hated all the books ever assigned to me in school. Since they were all books that I had no interest in, for example... why the caged bird sings and the great gatsby, and never was I allowed...
Forum: Offtopic 06-25-2004, 10:11 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,787
Posted By Kraut Killer
Fabricate. As in, "I didn't have the part, so I...

Fabricate. As in, "I didn't have the part, so I had to fabricate it myself." It's fucking BUILD... stop using buzz words to sound smart, you're just a dumbass.
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2004, 11:29 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,057,116
Posted By Kraut Killer
Praise by seven dust... bitches.

Praise by seven dust... bitches.
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2004, 06:53 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,653
Posted By Kraut Killer
Now it's 450x190. Hopefully that's okay, because...

Now it's 450x190. Hopefully that's okay, because 450xanything else throws off the dimensions and makes my car look fat. Never mind, I cropped it and got it to forumverse regulations.
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2004, 02:59 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,653
Posted By Kraut Killer
Come on fluffy... I said "drive" not "let ride...

Come on fluffy... I said "drive" not "let ride you". That is unless you're a bus driver and you drive them around... or a whacked out pedaphile, not unlike myself, who rides teenage girls with...
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2004, 02:53 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,653
Posted By Kraut Killer
Really... okay, let's turn it into a "what's your...

Really... okay, let's turn it into a "what's your favorite ice cream" topic... or erase it, what ever.
Thanks bleu.
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2004, 02:49 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,653
Posted By Kraut Killer
What do you drive?

I'm that fucking bored, that I want to see your cars. I got this idea from Milla's ricer hobby thingamajigger. So, either post pictures of your cars or fuck off.
...
Forum: Offtopic 06-22-2004, 05:50 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,740
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'll race you milla. You and your tiny little car.

I'll race you milla. You and your tiny little car.
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2004, 11:57 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,359
Posted By Kraut Killer
I haven't murdered six million people... yet. Oh...

I haven't murdered six million people... yet. Oh wait, you're actually on topic. Well, that's okay... because when I own all of North America, (let's face it, South America is just too smelly for me...
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2004, 11:51 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,359
Posted By Kraut Killer
Shit... Jesus can't help him. I'm the one that is...

Shit... Jesus can't help him. I'm the one that is taking over North America... violently. And SoLiDUS simply won't be able to make it out alive because he can no longer can be my linguistic lover.
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