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Forum: Offtopic 10-19-2002, 09:11 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 646
Posted By Mr.X
...ahh jeez...how wuz I supposed to know..? if...

...ahh jeez...how wuz I supposed to know..?
if that's McAfees idea of a promotion then they need rootin', shootin' and electrocutin'.
Mind you, it came with a free optical mouse! oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-19-2002, 05:42 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 646
Posted By Mr.X
[quote="Low...

[quote="Low spark":03b0c][url:03b0c]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=147098[/url:03b0c][/quote:03b0c]

...phew, that's alright then,...thanks bro, I should've searched...
I feel...
Forum: Offtopic 10-19-2002, 05:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 646
Posted By Mr.X
Virus Freak-Out!?

...anyone heard of a "W32/Insane.dam" virus?...sounds nasty eh...and I appear to have it!
My McAfee prog says it was in my BF1942.exe, it could not be cleaned, and had to be deleted,
re-installed...
Forum: Offtopic 10-18-2002, 07:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 519
Posted By Mr.X
...that reminds me, Ninty9...how did you go......

...that reminds me, Ninty9...how did you go... regarding your nuts...?...
Forum: Offtopic 10-18-2002, 06:53 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,766
Posted By Mr.X
...what it is...Homes...!!... ...

...what it is...Homes...!!...

http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/sh1.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 10-18-2002, 03:02 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,970
Posted By Mr.X
...remove that filth immediately!!...I for one,...

...remove that filth immediately!!...I for one, do not want other peoples genitalia rammed down my throat!!!...
and another thing .....*expires*.... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-18-2002, 02:31 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,899
Posted By Mr.X
...relax!...they say a bride never looks more...

...relax!...they say a bride never looks more beautiful than she does on the big day....
y'know...unless she's a total hound.... oOo:

...also, I'd like to be one of the Flower-Sluts...if there's...
Forum: Offtopic 10-17-2002, 05:56 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,797
Posted By Mr.X
...ah jeez....damn shame...damn shame.... oOo: ...

...ah jeez....damn shame...damn shame.... oOo:

...shares pain...vows to avenge Totenkopf.....breaks wind.....
Forum: Offtopic 10-17-2002, 03:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 426
Posted By Mr.X
...damn!....it's almost as if they have failed to...

...damn!....it's almost as if they have failed to honour their so called "next day delivery" policy...... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-16-2002, 04:33 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,235
Posted By Mr.X
[quote="Founding_Law":479b6]...Mr x made up a 3rd...

[quote="Founding_Law":479b6]...Mr x made up a 3rd grade song..Now I see why you all are so fucking dumb... lets right a song like a 9 year...
Forum: Offtopic 10-16-2002, 06:30 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,797
Posted By Mr.X
Re: A first for me.....

...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related...
Forum: Offtopic 10-16-2002, 04:55 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,277
Posted By Mr.X
...36 hours..?....you're breakin' my...

...36 hours..?....you're breakin' my balls...right!?...... sleep:
Forum: Offtopic 10-16-2002, 03:12 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,629
Posted By Mr.X
...damn this thread!!,..ah' tells...

...damn this thread!!,..ah' tells yee..!!!!............... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-16-2002, 02:14 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,235
Posted By Mr.X
Founding_Law Tribute Theme...

*(...sung to the tune of "The Mighty Hercules")


Founding_Law, Hero Of Song And Story!
Founding_Law, Weiner Of Ancient Glory!
Wanking all the day - Being totally Gh3y,
He Struts the Ghetto...
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2002, 07:22 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,629
Posted By Mr.X
Founding Law, did you first take up cok-smoking...

Founding Law, did you first take up cok-smoking when you were in the ghetto...?..... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2002, 06:30 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,629
Posted By Mr.X
[quote="Founding_Law":95248]I have more street...

[quote="Founding_Law":95248]I have more street smarts than you can imagine. Considering i grew up in the gheto, and learned how to hustle at a young age. and not how to look at certain people wrong...
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2002, 07:23 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,629
Posted By Mr.X
...can't you get it through that thick fucking...

...can't you get it through that thick fucking head of yours, ...that these lads are as smart as whips..!?.... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2002, 06:18 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,629
Posted By Mr.X
I have no reason to doubt any of the gentlemen...

I have no reason to doubt any of the gentlemen here who have recorded highish scores...!!
Do not underestimate these men....they have brains that they have not even used yet.....and then some!!!.......
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2002, 06:06 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,437
Posted By Mr.X
Von Paulus please don't go, Von Paulus...

Von Paulus please don't go,
Von Paulus please don't go,
Von Paulus please don't go,
Down to New Orleans
You know I love you so,
Von Paulus please don't go.

E...
Forum: Offtopic 10-14-2002, 10:03 PM
Replies: 786
Views: 75,227
Posted By Mr.X
...that cheeky lass is giving me a "Dutch...

...that cheeky lass is giving me a "Dutch Wink"...!..... happy:

http://www.thongbunz.net/weeklybnz/TB2364.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 10-14-2002, 09:50 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,705
Posted By Mr.X
...I'm eating beaver as a Canadian...

...I'm eating beaver as a Canadian Tribute..!!..... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-14-2002, 08:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 851
Posted By Mr.X
Don't worry, no one here thinks they have any...

Don't worry, no one here thinks they have any protection when it comes to dealing with the totally corrupt, aid-sponging,
back-stabbing Indonesians. That government will not scratch its own arse...
Forum: Offtopic 10-14-2002, 02:24 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,878
Posted By Mr.X
.....hey there Tripper,....you wanna get...

.....hey there Tripper,....you wanna get high..?......

http://ryu.shensey.com/Images/towlie_high.GIF
Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 08:13 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 879
Posted By Mr.X
Marx is walking down the street when he sees...

Marx is walking down the street when he sees Nietzsche standing on the corner...
and a large dog running around nearby.

"Does your dog bite?" enquired the cautious Marx.
"Most assuredly, he does...
Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 06:26 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 879
Posted By Mr.X
*...titter...snort..* how delightfully...

*...titter...snort..* how delightfully high-brow..... oOo:
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