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Forum: Offtopic 11-12-2006, 12:01 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,134
Posted By Johnj
Your momma is so nasty when your dad and her have...

Your momma is so nasty when your dad and her have phone sex he gets an ear infection.

ed: biggrin:
Forum: Offtopic 11-12-2006, 08:14 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,134
Posted By Johnj
Your momma is so ugly your grandma fed her with a...

Your momma is so ugly your grandma fed her with a sling-shot.
Forum: Offtopic 11-11-2006, 07:25 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 8,939
Posted By Johnj
[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070022/:f1ef1]El...

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070022/:f1ef1]Electra Glide in Blue[/url:f1ef1]
Forum: Offtopic 11-08-2006, 12:17 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,217
Posted By Johnj
You guys have a pro lacrosse league? freak: Will...

You guys have a pro lacrosse league? freak: Will wonders ever cease.
Forum: Offtopic 11-08-2006, 05:20 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,016
Posted By Johnj
WTF... this is one of the stupidest things you've...

WTF... this is one of the stupidest things you've ever said. Just how did you come up with the idea that some older person drove someone to kill this guy? I used to think you were funny stupid, now...
Forum: Introduce Yourself / Sig Test / Artwork 11-07-2006, 01:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 538
Posted By Johnj
GOODBYE

**********ATTENTION**********

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people in the world. Don't worry, you will be safe. I'm just posting to say "GOODBYE"
Forum: Offtopic 11-07-2006, 12:37 PM
Replies: 97
Poll: Vote Now!
Views: 5,025
Posted By Johnj
Don't your legs work? rolleyes:

Don't your legs work?

rolleyes:
Forum: Tech Questions & Problems 11-05-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 1,006
Views: 520,668
Posted By Johnj
use this stuff...

use this stuff http://www.acohardware.com/uploaded/images/ACOsite/Brands/Paint/Gorilla%20Glue/Handwithglue.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 11-02-2006, 04:01 PM
Replies: 1,066
Views: 579,848
Posted By Johnj
Wow that's really cool, except for that town...

Wow that's really cool, except for that town getting crushed part.


biggrin:
Forum: Offtopic 11-01-2006, 01:41 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,658
Posted By Johnj
This album is to music what Jeffrey Dahmer was to...

This album is to music what Jeffrey Dahmer was to cuisine.
Forum: Offtopic 10-30-2006, 04:38 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 20,300
Posted By Johnj
And a beer: right back at ya. dance:

And a beer: right back at ya.

dance:
Forum: Offtopic 10-30-2006, 01:13 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,327,169
Posted By Johnj
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl

Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
Forum: Offtopic 10-29-2006, 04:35 PM
Replies: 3,509
Views: 1,511,113
Posted By Johnj
The...

The [url=http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=400fev4:1b93d]Slaping[/url:1b93d]

I'd like to do this to Pyro sometimes, but don't we all.
Forum: Offtopic 10-29-2006, 08:06 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,147
Posted By Johnj
"You might not believe this, little fella, but...

"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .look here brother, who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
Forum: Tech Questions & Problems 10-28-2006, 06:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 550
Posted By Johnj
Sounds like the video card is toast. Replace the...

Sounds like the video card is toast. Replace the video card.
Forum: Tech Questions & Problems 10-27-2006, 12:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 550
Posted By Johnj
Does your friends computer have video output on...

Does your friends computer have video output on the motherboard? If so unplug the video card, move the monitor to the on-board video output on the motherboard, and test to see if it will work.
Forum: Offtopic 10-26-2006, 01:23 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 745
Posted By Johnj
[quote:80baf]"As it is, it has ruined a woman's...

[quote:80baf]"As it is, it has ruined a woman's life as she knows it."[/quote:80baf]
Forum: Offtopic 10-23-2006, 12:50 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,507
Posted By Johnj
First they have to take the train out of service...

First they have to take the train out of service so they can remove the affected cars, so there is a loss of revenue. There is a loss of revenue while the cars are being cleaned. Someone has to be...
Forum: Introduce Yourself / Sig Test / Artwork 10-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Replies: 5
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Views: 473
Posted By Johnj
I like the one with the guys walking.

I like the one with the guys walking.
Forum: Offtopic 10-18-2006, 12:05 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 315
Posted By Johnj
[quote:fb5b0]The microhand hand has four fingers...

[quote:fb5b0]The microhand hand has four fingers built of miniscule silicon segments and polymer-balloon joints, giving the hand a firm but gentle grip[/quote:fb5b0]

What sizes does this come in?...
Forum: Offtopic 10-15-2006, 08:09 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,308,389
Posted By Johnj
http://i10.tinypic.com/2eb4kky.jpg Football...

http://i10.tinypic.com/2eb4kky.jpg

Football party. Chiefs lose.
Forum: Offtopic 10-04-2006, 07:56 AM
Replies: 2,011
Views: 308,027
Posted By Johnj
Xmen 3 The Last Stand then...

Xmen 3 The Last Stand then [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051525/:99cf6]The Defiant Ones[/url:99cf6].
Forum: Politics, Current Events & History 10-04-2006, 07:44 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,186
Posted By Johnj
1) Can you name a news outlet that isn't biased...

1) Can you name a news outlet that isn't biased one way or the other. Learn what the bias is and treat the news accordingly.

2) You believe Kim Jong wouldn't use his weapons first. ed:

3) You...
Forum: Offtopic 10-02-2006, 09:23 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,323
Posted By Johnj
Get one of these. ...

Get one of these.
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/040903middle1.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 10-02-2006, 09:15 AM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,327,169
Posted By Johnj
Jessie & the Raindogs - Next Time

Jessie & the Raindogs - Next Time
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